Tio_Narratore
Studies
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- Dec 2, 2008
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but she runs from the room too quickly.
I put in a large Gin & Tonic.
and the colonial officers are saved from boredom and malaria.
I put in a Boxer Rebellion...
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but she runs from the room too quickly.
I put in a large Gin & Tonic.
and the colonial officers are saved from boredom and malaria.
I put in a Boxer Rebellion...
But it's sorted out by Jockey undershorts
I put in Mozart's Requiem.
OMG! He's dead??? It seems like only yesterday his magic flute was tooting.
I put in an overdue obituary...
And the Eulogy is read by Beethoven. . . .
I put in a 10th Symphony
and it's written by a committee of unemployed music critics.
I put in three chorales and a concerto...
singing/playing all at once; the roof caves in
I put in a Volume control.
and your hair turns out quite fluffy.
I put in a hairdressing appointment...
but the hairdresser runs away
I put in a hair dryer.
and your rabbit turns out quite fluffy.
I put in a long-eared plot bunny...
full o' short-horn cattle
I put in a lariat
and Moe and Curly ask where's Larry at.
I put in the ghost of Bennett Cerf...
but the haunting does not preclude electronic publishing.
I put in a series of good lithographs
and you get stoned for idolatrous blasphemy.
I put in a few Satanic Verses...
and now you're eating poached salmon a la Rushdie
I put in ball pein hammer and a Swarovsk vase....
...and you get tea with the queen.
I put in Super bowl tickets in New Orleans.
and you get lost getting there.
I put in a GPS road map thing
But it uses Apple Maps and leads you astray.
I put in a vintage Esso paper map.
and the roads are no longer there.
I put in a trip down Lost Memories Lane...
which is clearly marked on the old paper map.
I put in an old 45rpm record of the Dentists Choir.
and it gets pulled.
I put in a complex malocclusion...
And you get a simple filling
I put in a roast turkey
It tastes like a plastic duck
I put in a new load of bath water.
and there's a baby in it.
I put in a crock of bathtub gin...