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and you get a lot of smoke
I put in a broken quill
and you get a very angry crow.
I put in a raven...
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and you get a lot of smoke
I put in a broken quill
and you get a very angry crow.
I put in a raven...
But his name is not QUOTH.
I put in a new pin
and the old fibula feels slighted.
I put in my old fraternity pin...
... which is the oddest euphemism for one I've ever heard...
I put in The Flying Seabees...
and you land on Guadalcanal in 1942.
I put in a visit from Amelia Earhart...
... but Ben bloody Stiller swoops in and charms her jodhpurs off.
I put in a dhoti...
but SpongeBob does the singing..and you get a Dottie West.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-GyYuxft1E
I put in a square dance...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYE2kfveYIo
but SpongeBob does the singing..
I put in the Gay Gordons
Tio
But there's no Do-Se-Doh in the movements.
I put in a old fiddle with two strings.
And Charlie Daniels trades it to the Devil.
I put in an out of tune harp.
It won't fit in the pint mug
(Harp used to be a species of Lager round here)
I put in a set of pre-tuned strings
and you can only play an air on the G-string.
I put in a set of Scruggs pegs...
But they are Flatt
I put in a Dulcimer
And the Lute player looks at you like you're insane.
I put in a lyre.
But it's tone is never true.
I put in a Fender Stratocaster.
But "Slowhand" refuses to play it because it's strung for a left hander.
I'm actually a Les Paul fanatic myself.
I put another brick in the wall.
But Education is NOT required.
I put in a squad of marching Hammers
But a giant ass in a powdered wig screams at them.
I put in just a little pin prick.
"But that's very nearly an arm-full" cried the newbie blood donor.
[See here for details if you've never heard it]
I put in a bottle of saline.
And you wake up on the edge of the surf.
I put in a beach ball.
But it floats away on the out-going tide.
I put in a cleaning kit for a printer.
But they 'sold it' to Agilent
I put in a decent Harpsichord.
And you get A Flock of Seagulls ( So glad I missed the 80s )But you get an indecent harpy chorus.
I put in birds of a feather.