Noor
Citizen of the World
- Joined
- Jan 7, 2003
- Posts
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And the audience erupts in hysterical laughter
I put in a bobbin.
and you get rotten thread
I put in netball
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And the audience erupts in hysterical laughter
I put in a bobbin.
and you get rotten thread
I put in netball
but the Americans all want basketball instead...
I put in a sand trap...
and it gets clogged up with sand & silt.
I put in a stainless steel rocket nose-cone
And Harry Harrison's Stainless Steel Rat comes barreling through your home.
I put in a Rumba robotic floor vacuum
And Harry Harrison's Stainless Steel Rat comes barreling through your home.
I put in a Rumba robotic floor vacuum
and you have the dust re-distributed.
I put in a twin triode
and my cat keeps trying to tango with it.
I put in a broken string of Mardi Gras beads...
and the gardener gets all mardy.
I put in a pound of good grass seed.
And the populace will get high for ages.
I put in a cherry sapling.
and you get a young George with a hatchet.
I put in an honest child...
and you get shitty diapers for months.
I put in a narcissistic priest.
and you get the entire College of Cardinals.
I put in a bit of pride before the fall...
And you get another sport figure explaining why he was doping...
I put in a pair of ruby slippers...
And some bitch accuses you of murdering her sister with a house.
I put in the lollipop guild.
but the gilded lollipop has been stolen
I put in a wooden spoon
and you get cocoa rice crispies
I put in a golite
... but you still can't fit all your stuff in it.
I put in a old Sony Walkman cassette player...
but cannot find your old cassettes.
[I know that feeling]
I put in a portable CD player.
...but you forget to bring an electric socket.
I put in a pair of nailclippers...
Me too, strangely enough...
but the jaws are dead blunt.
I put in a microscope
... and frighten yourself when your eyelashes make you think there are spiders in it.
I put in a ballista...
but all the would-be revolutionaries are "watching something on TV"
I put in a crossbow
... and end up with a tetchy arrow.
I put in a velociraptor...
But a T-Rex grabs it before it can hurt the children.
I put in a remote island.