steve44uk
Baleful
- Joined
- Jul 4, 2010
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and I take the Manet and run.
I put in seven pounds of feathers from discarded pillows.
... and you get tickled pink.
I put in an inflatable paddling pool and several gallons of mud...
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and I take the Manet and run.
I put in seven pounds of feathers from discarded pillows.
... and you get tickled pink.
I put in an inflatable paddling pool and several gallons of mud...
And you get a Hillbilly mud spa from Appalacha...
I put in a slightly cloud day with a chance of Ragnarök in the evening...
But the clouds cause twilight to fail
I put in a spare thunderbolt
and you get Loki toying with the Bifröst again...
I put in the number 42...
and you get Loki toying with the Bifröst again...
I put in the number 42...
... and you get a Bob Dylan lyric.
I put in some fjords...
but there's no blue parrot
I put in a world champion slug
and you get Jörmungand (Midgard Serpen) devouring the world...
I put in Ouroboros...
and the worm in the tequila bottle swallows itself.
I put in two-bite brownies.
And they are only legal in Colorado and Washington.
I put in a Cesar salad with sour dough croutons.
but you receive the unkindest cut of all when you eat it with a fork and knife.
I put in some Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey...
But the electrician gets pissed off because he requested Romex.
I put in a double pole breaker.
but "Breaker One Nine" only gets silence.
I put in a new joystick for an A320
But it actually fits an Atari 1600.
I put in an IBM Selectric.
but the ball is too useful for practising your Golf.
I put in a DVORAK keyboard
But your next story comes out in Cyrillic.
I put in a yes man.
and the NO man changes sex.
I put in a 'third sex'
And an already confused generation is lost.
I put in Marcel Marceau
and you get diagnosed with terminal mimesis.
I put in a Viceroy Butterfly...
.... And a tsunami engulfed you.
I put in Frank N Furter...
.... And a tsunami engulfed you.
I put in Frank N Furter...
But it's indigestible.
I put in an 18th dimension