Tio_Narratore
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and you get an invitation to drive a funny car at Barnum and Bailey's
I put in the movie, Water for Elephants
and you get a grateful mahout.
I put in an elephant walk...
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and you get an invitation to drive a funny car at Barnum and Bailey's
I put in the movie, Water for Elephants
and you get a grateful mahout.
I put in an elephant walk...
and the Hippopotamus gets very angry
I put in some very large logs
which create a log jam in the machine, and you get a lapful of various munchies as a result.
I put in a bag of something to make you appreciate the 'munchies'
and you get a recorded message saying "Thanks" in 127 languages.
I put in a bottle top
But the vending machine rejects it and it rattles into the coin return.
I put in a score of Drumstick Ice creams, double chocolate.
and you get ten legless turkeys.
I put in my recipe for Aztec chili...
and you get a day after yogurt enema to help ease the pain.
I put in a Nazca Line.
(why is it that my spell check knows how to spell enema, but not yogurt ??)
and you predictably get a copy of Erich von Däniken's Chariots of the Gods
I put in a DIY on building large-scale Pyramids in the desert.
and the Long Range Desert Group digs out another Land Rover from a drifting sand dune.
I put in a Bedouin Caravan.
But the makers no longer supply the spare wheel.
I put in a dry water pump
and you get a tube of KY
I put in a map of human sexuality.
but you take a wrong turn and end up lost at the gates of Sodom.
I put in a bucket of KY.
and you're covered in roses as you slide over the finish line at Churchill Downs.
I put in a stall for a frisky pony girl...
and the stall is full of studs. . . .
I put in some fresh hay.
and you get an attack of hay fever.
I put in a box of Kleenex (cause I'm a nice guy).
and you get blacklisted for unsanctioned product placement on Lit.
I put in an arbitration hearing...
Which I cannot attend because I'm blacklisted.
I put in a Get Out of Jail Free card.
and you get to pass "go."
I put in a comminity chest...
and you get my $200
I bid Park Place to pay my fine
and the bank forecloses anyway.
I put in a bail-out for the rich...
and you get your revolution.
I put in a score of snare drums, a gross of flutes, and sheet music for Free America
and you get 76 Trombones followed by 110 Cornets.
I put in a sexy libertarian librarian named Marian...
but you bragged to your friends and she got fired.
I put in a can of unwanted Common Sense - Grade a Premium.
and you get back a slew of platitudes.
I put in a bit of uncommon insight...