ClaudeBalls
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I like them very spicy with celery stalks and lemon. Yum!!
I've recently seen a recipe to infuse vodka w/bacon and habaneros to use in a bloody mary. Definitely interesting....
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I like them very spicy with celery stalks and lemon. Yum!!
I've recently seen a recipe to infuse vodka w/bacon and habaneros to use in a bloody mary. Definitely interesting....
This might sound sacrilege, but I'd skip the bacon. I'll take the bloody mary with a BLT instead.
Well alright, this isn't really a secret as much as an airing of past-due desires, and one regret.
I'm almost embarrassed that I must start this story with a "she was my mother's friend" identifier because it's such a hoary old porn trope (where the tropes used to be so hoary but are now strangely bare) but it's true. I guess I could add that she was also the mother of one of my younger sister's friends, but it's all the same. You understand the relationship. Mrs. S.
Mrs. S came over to drop off something for my mom one afternoon, and the three of us stood in the living room talking. My mom mentioned that I'd just the other day got my second acceptance letter, and Mrs. S congratulated me with a hug. Then she stood there with her hand on my shoulder, lightly massaging it. For much longer than you'd expect from a chaste congratulatory gesture. I'd never looked at her much before, but with this sudden physical attention I found her very attractive. Tall, glasses, a nice haircut, a sexy smile. I was into Mrs. S.
The flirtation continued, but nothing ever came of it. I kept hoping that one day she would need me to pick something up, or babysit (two younger kids) or something to put me in the house when she might be there alone, but it never came up. The last time I saw her, she was waiting outside another local high school just as I was walking out (I was there for a meeting of some kind, I can't remember why; her daughter was taking the SAT.) She called me over and we chatted for a moment, and if I'd had any self awareness I would've put the formula together - college bound boy + flirtatious suburban mom + chance meeting on a Saturday afternoon with time to spare = the old in-out. But after a while I told her I had to get going (to what? Maybe work. I hope work. Anything else would be too pathetic) and left.
Later I heard she developed a drinking problem, and her marriage was in major trouble, which is sad. And unrelated, but it's still a detail, you know?
So, Mrs. S. I'm sorry I didn't know enough back then to find out if you really wanted what I'm pretty sure you wanted. Maybe it would've been a disaster. But I bet it would've been fun.
Seems to be the latest craze...people wanting to put bacon in EVERYTHING!!
I like your idea better!!
Me too...I could use a bloody mary right about now!
Ugh me too!! lol
You know you're going to convince me to try one again soon, right?
That's the plan. I think I will buy some of the ingredients tomorrow when I am out. Make sure you use real Tabasco...the other hot sauces don't have the same effect. I also like to use clamato juice as an addition to it, but I am a beach girl at heart so some may not like that.
If I like 'em and start drinking them, you are entirely to blame, young lady!!!! :caning: lol
You wouldn't be the first guy I corrupted!!
I secretly fantasize about seducing a lady I met recently. I'd love to go down on her right in the hallway late at night.
I suddenly feel so manipulated.....
LMAO
Teehee, I tend to do that without even realizing it...it's a blessing and a curse.
Yeah nobody is in the hall way late at night and the rails on the walls will be useful.
Pffft...you don't hear me cumplaining, do yah?
Don't forget to snag the bloody mary fixins next time you're out, by the way!!
I am going to do just that. I am on a bit of a budget this week, so I might have to do a poor man's version.
A favorite fantasy of mine since I was in my early twenties has been having sex with a mother and daughter. There are so many variations on this one. I'm having sex regularly with both of them but neither of them know I'm with the other. I'm having sex with one when the other walks in on us and joins in. They're at a bar together celebrating one of their birthdays and I end up going home with them to continue the celebration. The mother is cheating on her husband with me and the daughter threatens to tell him if I don't do her too. The possibilities are endless.
I also enjoy being the guy a woman is cheating with.
Very hot
I am having a Bloody Mary to end a damn long day. No bacon is going anywhere near this drink!
A favorite fantasy of mine since I was in my early twenties has been having sex with a mother and daughter. There are so many variations on this one. I'm having sex regularly with both of them but neither of them know I'm with the other. I'm having sex with one when the other walks in on us and joins in. They're at a bar together celebrating one of their birthdays and I end up going home with them to continue the celebration. The mother is cheating on her husband with me and the daughter threatens to tell him if I don't do her too. The possibilities are endless.
I also enjoy being the guy a woman is cheating with.
Secret...I want a cock to cum in my ass
I am a mom of daughters and I can't get into that fantasy personally, but I will admit to having had fantasies that involve a dad and a couple of his sons. It involves him using me to teach his sons how to have sex, and what blow jobs are like.
I fantasize all the time about being taken against my will and then having my body ravaged in ways that should embarrass me. Sometimes I imagine it happening with more than one man. Is there something wrong with me?
I fantasize all the time about being taken against my will and then having my body ravaged in ways that should embarrass me. Sometimes I imagine it happening with more than one man. Is there something wrong with me?