Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Good boy

These are such dangerous words.

 

[macster3951]

I got it right here...
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL4jhrVx/

Why dear lord did the 'New' threads have to start here for me????
I can't believe I clicked on this...now I am scarred for life.
Note to self, never buy a used butter churner.

 

[Amanda330]

Why dear lord did the 'New' threads have to start here for me????
I can't believe I clicked on this...now I am scarred for life.
Note to self, never buy a used butter churner.

Why would that need to be a note to self? Lol. I feel that that should be seared in your brain forever.

Also, why would you ever buy a butter churner in the first place??? Lol

 

[lavendersilk]

I can judge how good of a day it will be by how many cocks I've seen on Lit before noon.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why dear lord did the 'New' threads have to start here for me????
I can't believe I clicked on this...now I am scarred for life.
Note to self, never buy a used butter churner.

Never click links is one of the rules for happy and healthy litting.

 

[Indie]

Why would that need to be a note to self? Lol. I feel that that should be seared in your brain forever.

Also, why would you ever buy a butter churner in the first place??? Lol

Ask @Bry1313

 

[Amanda330]

Ask @Bry1313

@Bry1313 - why?

 

[Bry1313]

Ask @Bry1313

 

[LupineOne]

These are such dangerous words.

You’re not wrong #wolfproblems

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Jeezus Christ. Are we back to the butter churners again?
That's my cue to leave. Enjoy the day, everyone! And watch your backsides.

 

[Bry1313]

@Bry1313 - why?

I cant answer a question I have no experience with, sorry you are a victim of Lit’s greatest gaslighter


Post in thread 'Dedicate a song to a Litster.'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/dedicate-a-song-to-a-litster.1592426/post-98821580

 

[Indie]

Wow.

 

[Nicefella]

I can judge how good of a day it will be by how many cocks I've seen on Lit before noon.

What’s the over/under on that threshold?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why would that need to be a note to self? Lol. I feel that that should be seared in your brain forever.

Also, why would you ever buy a butter churner in the first place??? Lol

To churn butter hopefully and not their butt

 

[Bry1313]

Good news for your bestie today. I’m only gonna log in at like 9 and then clear out emails for an hour. Be happy for me.

Update, am currently making pita bread and completely ignoring my work station

 

[Tigobitties98]

Never click links is one of the rules for happy and healthy litting.

Is this Opposites Day?

 

[crazychemgirl]

So let’s do a round of … GET TO KNOW A LITSTER..

Let’s begin with… what is something funny / unusual / dangerous … that you’ve done on a dare or for money??

 

[Bry1313]

Wow.

 

[Bry1313]

So let’s do a round of … GET TO KNOW A LITSTER..

Let’s begin with… what is something funny / unusual / dangerous … that you’ve done on a dare or for money??

@Wand3rlust she’s writing another chapter

 

[Guido414]

So let’s do a round of … GET TO KNOW A LITSTER..

Let’s begin with… what is something funny / unusual / dangerous … that you’ve done on a dare or for money??

Just a dare… hit a set of triple whoooops on a YZ250 while holding on to a Roman Candle in one hand. Didn’t stick the landing and broke my collar bone, but… ‘MURICA!!!
(No clickable emojis)

 

[Guido414]

Used that exact chart on the 7th grade boys at track practice on Tuesday. Those children learned that day!!!

 

[Tigobitties98]

So let’s do a round of … GET TO KNOW A LITSTER..

Let’s begin with… what is something funny / unusual / dangerous … that you’ve done on a dare or for money??

dares make me obstinate. However, in every city I visit I have a picture of me in the lap of, hugging, or doing an otherwise ridiculous thing with a monument or statue

My favorite Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in Niagara, ON. My aunt helped hoist me up onto this little fake mountain so I could I take a pic with Mel Gibson as "Braveheart"

I was coerced into a trip to DC by the promise that I would have three fine gentlemen helping me onto the Lincoln Memorial

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So let’s do a round of … GET TO KNOW A LITSTER..

Let’s begin with… what is something funny / unusual / dangerous … that you’ve done on a dare or for money??

Literally nothing. I am above crass monies and pride. I only do unusual or dangerous things for lulz.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

dares make me obstinate.

yeah, “dares”

Also, we might really be related.

 

[macster3951]

Why would that need to be a note to self? Lol. I feel that that should be seared in your brain forever.

Also, why would you ever buy a butter churner in the first place??? Lol

Since, butter is readily available. I am damn sure I don't need a butter churner.