Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Oh I’ve seen the stats, that’s where the allegedly comes from. I’ve just never seen the goods.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

The last time I did that it rustled some people's jimmies the wrong way. I like to keep the peace around here.

Seriously? How so? Would people get pissy if I posted my bra size?

I’m not consistently here enough to know when the ruffled feathers occurred, but I do remember one night when it was literally a dick measuring contest. Like with volume calculations and shit

I could see where that might not be everyone’s cup of tea

Oh I’ve seen the stats, that’s where the allegedly comes from. I’ve just never seen the goods.

I have not seen it either

 

[Bbl87]

I’m not consistently here enough to know when the ruffled feathers occurred, but I do remember one night when it was literally a dick measuring contest. Like with volume calculations and shit

I could see where that might not be everyone’s cup of tea

Oh, certainly. Which is why I never personally bring it up. I just appear like Beetlejuice when you say his name 3 times.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Oh, certainly. Which is why I never personally bring it up. I just appear like Beetlejuice when you say his name 3 times.

You named your dick Beetlejuice?!

 

[Lord Pmann]

but I do remember one night when it was literally a dick measuring contest.

I hear bogey won that. He’s like 5’-7” or so.

 

[BrendaD]

I’m not consistently here enough to know when the ruffled feathers occurred, but I do remember one night when it was literally a dick measuring contest. Like with volume calculations and shit

Volume calculations? So they didn’t just get themselves hard, fill up a measuring cup with water, stick their dick in there, and see how much water they displaced?

Seems so obvious to me…

…and I want pics…

 

[Bbl87]

You named your dick Beetlejuice?!

I didn't. But that's not the worst idea ever...

 

[Trubbycat]

Volume calculations? So they didn’t just get themselves hard, fill up a measuring cup with water, stick their dick in there, and see how much water they displaced?

Seems so obvious to me…

…and I want pics…

I'm sure there was one of those stretchy tape measure things used for sewing involved.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm so confused do I say @Bbl87 or Beetlejuice

 

[Trubbycat]

I didn't. But that's not the worst idea ever...

When we were dating my wife named my dick James for some reason...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

And per my unsolicited rule, so it shall stay.

I probably should update my pictures though. Losing 60 lbs definitely helps with optics...

That's what I'm hoping for.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm sure there was one of those stretchy tape measure things used for sewing involved.

I have plenty of those

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[BrendaD]

I hear bogey won that. He’s like 5’-7” or so.

@Mr_bogey has a 5 foot dick???

All I can say is… ow!!

 

[Trubbycat]

AND seven inches.

 

[BrendaD]

When we were dating my wife named my dick James for some reason...

…home, James!

 

[Amanda330]

@Mr_bogey has a 5 foot dick???

All I can say is… ow!!

I'd still try it.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'd still try it.

Same girl.

 

[LupineOne]

I'd still try it.

Hard pass.

That came out wrong.

That, too.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

@Mr_bogey has a 5 foot dick???

All I can say is… ow!!

I'd still try it.

Oh, hell no. Hard pass!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'd still try it.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I’m feeling very targeted all of a sudden…

 

[LupineOne]

Truth

 

[dawn_of_night]

Alright fuckers....
Good night and naughty dreams.
See you in the morning

 

[Tigobitties98]

I'm so confused do I say @Bbl87 or Beetlejuice

Beetle-Bubbles