Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Laundry… I would rather not have to hang up my laundry… I suck at that, so bad!

Which reminds me… I need to go put some close in the dryer. And that isn’t a joke.

Again, I just pile mine in the unused side of the bed.

 

[JerseyJade]

Such little cockblockers they can be

Tell me about it.

 

[BrendaD]

I SAID

But what are you doing to your parts?

Nevermind. We probably don’t want to know what you do to your parts.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But what are you doing to your parts?

Nevermind. We probably don’t want to know what you do to your parts.

 

[dawn_of_night]

1 or 3. I love to cook

Same... Traffic was a close competitor....

 

[Bry1313]

Sorry. But if @Bry1313 had posted it… then it would have been funny.

Facts

 

[dawn_of_night]

Again, I just pile mine in the unused side of the bed.

Oh dear....

 

[BrendaD]

Again, I just pile mine in the unused side of the bed.

Where does the dog sleep then? On top of the clean laundry?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Time for bed. Good night all.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I did some math. It's averaging 304.8 posts per day. And climbing

 

[UnquietDreams]

Where does the dog sleep then? On top of the clean laundry?

In her own bed. She's French...

 

[JerseyJade]

Time for bed. Good night all.

G'night.

 

[Amanda330]

Time for bed. Good night all.

Nite Mav! Sweet sexy dream wishes to you...

 

[BrendaD]

Facts

OMG! That was such an awesome response to my being a total twatopotomus with tagging you too much.

Brilliant! Simply brilliant.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Just a little something for the fellas....

 

[lavendersilk]

Easy. #4

I can cook for you, babe. Choose another.

 

[BrendaD]

In her own bed. She's French...

Does she kiss you using the French methodology too?

 

[lavendersilk]

Number 4. No debate.

Can I still cook if I want to? Which I probably won't... But still?

I can cook for you, babe. Choose another.

 

[Bry1313]

OMG! That was such an awesome response to my being a total twatopotomus with tagging you too much.

Brilliant! Simply brilliant.

I always appreciate when my genius is acknowledged. Thank you.

 

[LupineOne]

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#1.
I love to cook, so never having to do dishes would be a godsend.

 

[lavendersilk]

#1.
I love to cook, so never having to do dishes would be a godsend.

Same. Or, laundry. I just hate folding/putting it away.

 

[Amanda330]

I can cook for you, babe. Choose another.

Umm fine. Then laundry... Lol

Or could I have a chauffeur? I know that isn't an option but I'd like it to be

 

[JerseyJade]

Same. Or, laundry. I just hate folding/putting it away.

This!

 

[LupineOne]

Same. Or, laundry. I just hate folding/putting it away.

See I don’t mind that. The machines do 99% of the rest of the work for me

 

[BrendaD]

#1.
I love to cook, so never having to do dishes would be a godsend.

….so Wolfie drags his prey home… and makes a gourmet meal out of them… I didn’t realize that…

Classy!

“Honey, what is this in the smoker?”
“Just some Jack wagon who cut me off on the drive home. But with a good BBQ sauce….”