Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaD]

Smart very smart!
By the third whole I usually just try to hit the ball from the cart

From the cart… playing putt putt? Now that, is damn funny!

 

[Tigobitties98]

Still waiting

I hate a task uncompleted...

 

[Codeman93]

From the cart… playing putt putt? Now that, is damn funny!

Facts!!

 

[Tigobitties98]

@Tigobitties98 what do you say you drive I hit?

Deal! I'll even hold your balls for you

 

[Codeman93]

Deal! I'll even hold your balls for you

Yes please, I can never say no to a woman who’s good a multitasking

 

[Tigobitties98]

Yes please, I can never say no to a woman who’s good a multitasking

What can I say, I've had a lot of practice

 

[Codeman93]

What can I say, I've had a lot of practice

New challenge how well can I play golf while stiff

 

[Codeman93]

Answer is not well

 

[Tigobitties98]

New challenge how well can I play golf while stiff

Well, your nine iron would be easily located in your pants, so that's convenient

 

[Codeman93]

Well, your nine iron would be easily located in your pants, so that's convenient

It’s like a multitool good for driving for my long game and putting for my short

 

[jason28053]

My daughter after a couple of tries just picks up the ball, drops it into the hole, and moves on to the next one.

That’s what dudes do too

 

[Tigobitties98]

It’s like a multitool good for driving for my long game and putting for my short

I need you to sign an affidavit that there will be no short games

 

[Codeman93]

I need you to sign an affidavit that there will be no short games

How are we signing it??

 

[BrendaD]

This is too funny to me… two of the three activities I by far, most associate my relationship with my dad are golf and bowling. And it hadn’t really occurred to me before how much I really suck at both.

 

[BrendaD]

How are we signing it??

Dick-to-phone?

 

[Codeman93]

This is too funny to me… two of the three activities I by far, most associate my relationship with my dad are golf and bowling. And it hadn’t really occurred to me before how much I really suck at both.

I mean sucking is a great quality to have

 

[Codeman93]

Dick-to-phone?

Shit can you see it I’ll put it away

 

[BrendaD]

I mean sucking is a great quality to have

Not with my dad! Ewwwwwww! There are a few guys here on lit I would like to… um… orally explore?

 

[Codeman93]

Not with my dad! Ewwwwwww! There are a few guys here on lit I would like to… um… orally explore?

I didn’t say with your dad sucker

 

[Bry1313]

I hate a task uncompleted...

 

[Bry1313]

Deal! I'll even hold your balls for you

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I mean sucking is a great quality to have

It’s good to see you around again. It’s been a while

 

[Codeman93]

It’s good to see you around again. It’s been a while

It’s good to be back around! How are you?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

It’s good to be back around! How are you?

I had a few curve balls at the end of last year and beginning of this year, but I’m really good now. I hope you’ve been getting into the good kind of trouble.

 

[Tigobitties98]

Yep, exactly like that. Dibbs on the little spoon.