Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Did it sound like the whining from above?

Hard to tell one cunt sound from another......

The cunt store called, and their running out of you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So anyway folks. I did submit a def option over a month ago. Haven’t heard back from their moderators one way or another but it’s not up yet. I hypothesize that it may be a matter of submission volume. If folks were interested in submitting their own definitions just to prove that it’s an important and relevant phrase…there’s worse comedy to spend you time on.

Don’t care what the definition is. If it involves dirty cheese fucking you know, might align. But whatever seems funny to you.

 

[lavendersilk]

Did anyone ever see that movie of a vagina that sings?

You have mentioned two movies I haven't wven heard of...

 

[BrendaD]

So anyway folks. I did submit a def option over a month ago. Haven’t heard back from their moderators one way or another but it’s not up yet. I hypothesize that it may be a matter of submission volume. If folks were interested in submitting their own definitions just to prove that it’s an important and relevant phrase…there’s worse comedy to spend you time on.

Don’t care what the definition is. If it involves dirty cheese fucking you know, might align. But whatever seems funny to you.

 

[RaineDrops]

Did anyone ever see that movie of a vagina that sings?

Was it the one that had a hairdresser with a talking vagina? I have not seen that one.

 

[Amanda330]

The spelling of those names are interesting.

They probably live in Utah, tbh. Normal names, fucked spellings.

 

[jason28053]

They probably live in Utah, tbh. Normal names, fucked spellings.

I’m really Jayson

 

[Amanda330]

I’m really Jayson

Seriously. Or Jeayson...

 

[BrendaD]

I’m really Jayson

Seriously. Or Jeayson...

I used to work with a Jaysen.

 

[MissLabelled]

If your vagina (or penis) could sing a song .. what song would it sing?

During sex?
Post orgasm?
During orgasm?
when horny?

During: “Fuck The Pain Away” - Peaches
Post orgasm: “I Feel Cream” - Peaches
During orgasm: “Set It Off” - Peaches
When horny: “Suck On My Titties” - Peaches

 

[Amanda330]

I used to work with a Jaysen.

He was probably from Utah and had Mormon parents who thought they were being really unique... (I grew up Mormon so I can talk shit about them. Lol)

 

[jason28053]

During: “Fuck The Pain Away” - Peaches
Post orgasm: “I Feel Cream” - Peaches
During orgasm: “Set It Off” - Peaches
When horny: “Suck On My Titties” - Peaches

I’m gonna have to listen to Peaches

 

[UnquietDreams]

I make the best latkes


Whoops! Thank you I actually totally forgot

Yessss

Oh, we can have a latkes-off!

You can have the bed...oh, you know this part by now...

 

[jason28053]

He was probably from Utah and had Mormon parents who thought they were being really unique... (I grew up Mormon so I can talk shit about them. Lol)

I’m glad you escaped

 

[Tigobitties98]

They probably live in Utah, tbh. Normal names, fucked spellings.

I follow the facebook group "that name isn't a tragedeigh, it's a murghdyrr" half the names are out of Utah

 

[RaineDrops]

I’m gonna have to listen to Peaches

But will you be able to sing like them?

 

[jason28053]

But will you be able to sing like them?

Probably just the lyrics

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m gonna have to listen to Peaches

TBH, I recommend watching the live performance videos to get the full artistic impact.

 

[Tigobitties98]

Morning friends! I brought homemade cookies!

Omg, that cookie looks amazing
sorry...I couldn't help it!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Omg, that cookie looks amazing
sorry...I couldn't help it!

Your special ingredient is a delight.

 

[lavendersilk]

Omg, that cookie looks amazing.
sorry...I couldn't help it!

I don't need an ingredient list for those...

 

[RaineDrops]

Are you all going to let some random dipshit ruin Cookies for everyone?

 

[MissLabelled]

TBH, I recommend watching the live performance videos to get the full artistic impact.

Because of the titties?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Because of the titties?

No…I mean…yes…but also…there’s just a lot going on in her on stage performances.

 

[Tigobitties98]

Are you all going to let some random dipshit ruin Cookies for everyone?

Who me? Or the baby batter guy? Mine seem pretty well received, so well that I re-shared the recipe here...or did you not follow rule #3 of Lit?