Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaD]

I drink to forget. The problem is that I have a really good memory.

 

[BrendaD]

You can spank it, just no banging on the counter or trying to knock trees over with it.

Knocking over trees? I kind of want to see that…

 

[MissLabelled]

So what’s the most random fact you remember while drunk?

I think I remember seeing a monkey fuck a tree!

 

[Amanda330]

He will always find and love the nudes.

The fucking truth...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think I remember seeing a monkey fuck a tree!

I’m sure I don’t know what you’re referring to madam.

 

[ShaneoD]

Well what are you waiting for??

Waiting? I may have started without you

 

[MissLabelled]

He will always find and love the nudes.

The fucking truth...

And that particular one was buried among 100 posts!

 

[Bry1313]

I love dicks

And dicks love you

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Me too! And because I’m fun(er) when I do

Legend in my own mind.

ME TOO!!!!! I become an animated version of myself. And since I have to drink before attending any social function for the most part, I’m primed in to be entertaining. Put on a good show. Thank you booze

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

And dicks love you

That made me both happy and horny simultaneously

 

[Trubbycat]

ME TOO!!!!! I become an animated version of myself. And since I have to drink before attending any social function for the most part, I’m primed in to be entertaining. Put on a good show. Thank you booze

There’s a fine line between witty and sloppy. And it keeps moving.

 

[Trubbycat]

Well I just killed a bottle of wine.

 

[MissLabelled]

Well I just killed a bottle of wine.

Hey me too. Cheers!

But I need to sleep now tho.

 

[Bry1313]

You're always on my first page, baby. And that has nothing to do with how I rarely PM anyone on here lol.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

ME TOO!!!!! I become an animated version of myself. And since I have to drink before hi attending any social function for the most part, I’m primed in to be entertaining. Put on a good show. Thank you booze

 

[Trubbycat]

Hey me too. Cheers!

But I need to sleep now tho.

I have to walk the dog. In the rain.

Gulp

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey me too. Cheers!

But I need to sleep now tho.

Good night!

 

[Bry1313]

"There's nothing wrong with Ohio. Except the snow and the rain..."

Those are Ohio’s best traits

 

[MissLabelled]

Good night!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have to walk the dog. In the rain.

Gulp

Wait.... What about the bottle??

 

[Bry1313]

Can’t you guys quit drinking before you go full noodle?

Why is their limp dick talk happening? That’s so sad.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean… I’m currently listening to Informer by Snow … if that gives you any idea of my music taste.

Oh fuck, I haven't thought about that song forever.

I am listening to it now. Thank you.

I lick he boom-boom down...

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

You know how sometimes you scroll down the homepage and a thread name catches your eye? Tonight that thread was 'Naming your dildos'.

I did not even scroll back up to see what sub it was in. I mean, if that helps you all keep 'em straight, god bless ya.

 

[UnquietDreams]

sexy lunch time

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That is...that is lovely is what that is.

 

[Bry1313]

That made me both happy and horny simultaneously

It’s been almost 30 hours since someone said something like that to me