Sex & Shenanigans

[MissLabelled]

On pussy or alcohol? Lol. Or both. That would be heaven...

Only alcohol, unfortunately. I have a pussy appointment tomorrow tho lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Only alcohol, unfortunately. I have a pussy appointment tomorrow tho lol

It’s good to space these things out.

 

[morelikeasong]

I may or may not be on my way to drunk.

I’m a little tipsy but now snuggled up in bed

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m a little tipsy but now snuggled up in bed

Way better than if the room is tipsy.

 

[MissLabelled]

It’s good to space these things out.

I mean, I've had amazing sex while drunk. I think. I don't really remember.

 

[Amanda330]

I mean, I've had amazing sex while drunk. I think. I don't really remember.

I have. But it's like a razors edge. Too much and it's shit. Just tipsy enough... Fuck me all night please.

 

[MissLabelled]

I’m a little tipsy but now snuggled up in bed

I want to tipsily cuddle snuggle next to you.

 

[Amanda330]

It’s good to space these things out.

Says who exactly? Lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, I've had amazing sex while drunk. I think. I don't really remember.

That alway means it was the BEST. That’s just how it works.

Unless the police are asking.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Says who exactly? Lol

Mr. Whiskey Dick.

But that’s a me problem

 

[RaineDrops]

I mean, I've had amazing sex while drunk. I think. I don't really remember.

I have the pictures honey. They’re in the chest in our closet. -nods-

 

[BrendaD]

I mean, I've had amazing sex while drunk. I think. I don't really remember.

That totally cracked me up!

 

[morelikeasong]

I have. But it's like a razors edge. Too much and it's shit. Just tipsy enough... Fuck me all night please.

I know exactly what you mean

I want to tipsily cuddle snuggle next to you.

Yes please!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Pussy makes everyone dumb. Because it's just that amazing

By this math I've had an immense amount of pussy, apparently

 

[Amanda330]

Mr. Whiskey Dick.

But that’s a me problem

Sir, this conversation is about pussies.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sir, this conversation is about pussies.

Noted

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Mr. Whiskey Dick.

That's me brother.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yet always better than Ohio

"There's nothing wrong with Ohio. Except the snow and the rain..."

 

[Amanda330]

I want to tipsily cuddle snuggle next to you.

Me too??

 

[MissLabelled]

I have the pictures honey. They’re in the chest in our closet. -nods-

Is that what those flashes were? I just thought we were fucking in a thunderstorm!

 

[ShaneoD]

Me too??

Three hot women in the thread and no need for a single aubergine emoji in that bed

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I want to say I can check 1 and 3. But my pussy might be a narcissist

Well, no. I think pussies are allowed to know they're deserving of glory. And I was going to say 1 but then decided against it but... I also think I qualify under #1.

Maybe both our pussies are narcissistic?

Mine is just greedy AF

 

[Nicefella]

Sir, this conversation is about pussies.

The penis prejudice is palpable.

 

[RaineDrops]

Is that what those flashes were? I just thought we were fucking in a thunderstorm!

I could only manage the before pictures. What happened after WAS indeed a thunderstorm!

 

[dawn_of_night]

By this math I've had an immense amount of pussy, apparently

The other outcome may be that you're cum drunk??
As in, you've been made to orgasm enough times your body reacts with euphoria and dumb/silliness....