Sex & Shenanigans

[LustfulIntentions2]

No one thinks you're dumb. I'm sorry.

You aren’t dumb !!! You’re adorbs.

Y'all are very kind. I promise I'm being tongue in cheek. Maybe a little self deprecating. All good

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Y'all are very kind. I promise I'm being tongue in cheek. Maybe a little self deprecating. All good

I figured but we love you

 

[MissLabelled]

Look, we've already acknowledged that I'm dumb, haven't we?

Pussy makes me dumb too, s'all good

 

[Amanda330]

Pussy makes me dumb too, s'all good

Pussy makes everyone dumb. Because it's just that amazing

 

[MissLabelled]

Hey party people!

I may or may not be on my way to drunk.

 

[Guido414]

Put your hands in the airrrrr

It’s at times like this that I wish the emoji made a raggaeton horn sound. Have this place sounding like a Sean Paul music video!

 

[Amanda330]

I may or may not be on my way to drunk.

On pussy or alcohol? Lol. Or both. That would be heaven...

 

[Guido414]

Pussy makes everyone dumb. Because it's just that amazing

Just has the amazing power to have the vast majority of men’s blood flow leave the brain and engorge our dicks. SCIENCE!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Put your hands in the airrrrr

But I care?

 

[MissLabelled]

On pussy or alcohol? Lol. Or both. That would be heaven...

Only alcohol, unfortunately. I have a pussy appointment tomorrow tho lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Only alcohol, unfortunately. I have a pussy appointment tomorrow tho lol

It’s good to space these things out.

 

[morelikeasong]

I may or may not be on my way to drunk.

I’m a little tipsy but now snuggled up in bed

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m a little tipsy but now snuggled up in bed

Way better than if the room is tipsy.

 

[MissLabelled]

It’s good to space these things out.

I mean, I've had amazing sex while drunk. I think. I don't really remember.

 

[Amanda330]

I mean, I've had amazing sex while drunk. I think. I don't really remember.

I have. But it's like a razors edge. Too much and it's shit. Just tipsy enough... Fuck me all night please.

 

[MissLabelled]

I’m a little tipsy but now snuggled up in bed

I want to tipsily cuddle snuggle next to you.

 

[Amanda330]

It’s good to space these things out.

Says who exactly? Lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, I've had amazing sex while drunk. I think. I don't really remember.

That alway means it was the BEST. That’s just how it works.

Unless the police are asking.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Says who exactly? Lol

Mr. Whiskey Dick.

But that’s a me problem

 

[RaineDrops]

I mean, I've had amazing sex while drunk. I think. I don't really remember.

I have the pictures honey. They’re in the chest in our closet. -nods-

 

[BrendaD]

I mean, I've had amazing sex while drunk. I think. I don't really remember.

That totally cracked me up!

 

[morelikeasong]

I have. But it's like a razors edge. Too much and it's shit. Just tipsy enough... Fuck me all night please.

I know exactly what you mean

I want to tipsily cuddle snuggle next to you.

Yes please!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Pussy makes everyone dumb. Because it's just that amazing

By this math I've had an immense amount of pussy, apparently

 

[Amanda330]

Mr. Whiskey Dick.

But that’s a me problem

Sir, this conversation is about pussies.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sir, this conversation is about pussies.

Noted