I actually fuck a lot less than you'd think...
That's impossible.
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I actually fuck a lot less than you'd think...
Steady.
Gimme, gimme a man after midnight....
That's not sad, as long as you're happy.
I have to tell you, though, when I hit my early 30s and became single again, and I dated different guys and tried different penises, I gained a whole new appreciation.
But in the end the most important aspect of a penis is the man who's attached to it.
Please submit a letter of recommendation from your wife and some pics
I don't sleep with any woman that I don't like a lot...
I actually fuck a lot less than you'd think... but I do lots of perverted shit with all sorts of weirdos.
And I was in love this past summer, I'll have you know.
Thank you VERY much.
I don't sleep with any woman that I don't like a lot...
I actually fuck a lot less than you'd think... but I do lots of perverted shit with all sorts of weirdos.
And I was in love this past summer, I'll have you know.
Thank you VERY much.
Let's have lunch LOL. You know you're goreous if that is you in your av. I don't think you'll have trouble finding another one for the rotation.
We prefer to have interviews in person.
You'd probably take my wife and leave me hanging.
Fuck that shit.
Naughts, I love you, but the euphemism doesn't sound quite right. Using "recycled" with something — penis in this case —*gives off this vision of throwing the penis into a shredder or compost or blender and melting/grinding/liquefying it down to the basic elements in order to be repurposed or molded into something else. Just picture a bunch of discarded penises in a landfill or something. Unsavory image, that.
You don't call it "side dick" or "pocket dick" out your way?
You caught the gold ring, for a moment.
Hang on to that.
I kinda count doing perverted shit with all sorts of weirdos as sexual activity, but I guess I see your distinction.
You were in love? Past tense?
Well, I guess still... but we're not together anymore. Had to break it off over some drama. Save that shit for your llama.
It's called a gold star... and I've taken more than one.
true, but to me, sex, actual p in v action, is intimate. I don't share that with just anyone.
Well, I guess still... but we're not together anymore. Had to break it off over some drama. Save that shit for your llama.
your dad must be proud.
He is.
I have an amazing relationship with my dad, he rocks.
Kindest, smartest, most generous and affectionate guy ever.
I'm very lucky.
Watch out; this is getting dangerously close to TonyClifton territory.
No idea who he is.
He's the boring guy that posts incest pictures everywhere.
I must have him on ignore.
Whatevs.
Recycled penis is safe, it doesn't have any risks, emotional or otherwise, but it's not as exciting.
Bert trolling hot lit women. No fucking way! It's pretty obvious he's going through a mid-life crisis with his wife. Maybe he can borrow one of vettebirther's plastic hot rods.
Bert trolling hot lit women. No fucking way! It's pretty obvious he's going through a mid-life crisis with his wife. Maybe he can borrow one of vettebirther's plastic hot rods.
Does the non-excitement of these recyke-peens come from familiarity, or a lack of their needing to strive to scratch your basic itch in bed since they're not new jacks, or your own nature in wanting to flip things up and go a lil' more intense rather than accepting rote routine, or...?
Sounds like you need more quality in the cock that's there than just more cock, period.
...although more cock is not an unappetizing prospect, in this horny regard...