Questions Not To Ask Your Partner During Sex

[lakesailer_mi]

You're not fertile are you?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

You're not fertile are you?

Have you been tested for Herpes?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Is that smell from you or me?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Is that smell from you or me?

Who are you?

 

[Lost_Yonder]

Have you finished the taxes yet?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Have you finished the taxes yet?

How much can I charge for dinner?

 

[Lost_Yonder]

How much can I charge for dinner?

Are your charges tax deductible?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Are your charges tax deductible?

Why are you itching ?

 

[Lost_Yonder]

Why are you itching ?

You don't have lice, do you?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

You don't have lice, do you?

Is that a rash?

 

[Lost_Yonder]

do you have a prescription for doxycycline? (and no, i did not know that, that's why we have google )

 

[BubblyBookworm]

do you have a prescription for doxycycline? (and no, i did not know that, that's why we have google )

Is that a hickey or a lump on your cock?

 

[Lost_Yonder]

Is that a hickey or a lump on your cock?

Hickey - you don't mind the taste of another woman on me, do you?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

You don't mind tasting another man's cum in my pussy?

 

[Lost_Yonder]

You don't mind tasting another man's cum in my pussy?

I was wondering why you were so wet!

How many guys before me today have you had?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

I was wondering why you were so wet!

How many guys before me today have you had?

Giggles softly, Is five ok?

 

[Lost_Yonder]

Giggles softly, Is five ok?

Only five? a little below the norm for you, isn't it?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Only five? a little below the norm for you, isn't it?

Well, isn't it Monday, numbers decrease, don't they?

 

[Lost_Yonder]

how are we going to pay our taxes if you don't increase your numbers?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

how are we going to pay our taxes if you don't increase your numbers?

How are you going to keep me in a wondrous lifestyle? LOL/JK!!!

 

[Lost_Yonder]

How are you going to keep me in a wondrous lifestyle? LOL/JK!!!

You don't mind if I invite my mom along?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

You don't mind if I invite my mom along?

Will she make us dinner?

 

[Lost_Yonder]

Will she make us dinner?

you wouldn't mind if she joins us in bed, would you?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

you wouldn't mind if she joins us in bed, would you?

Can my mom join us too?

 

[WerdNerd]

Do I fuck you as good as your father does?