Questions Not To Ask Your Partner During Sex

[Guyblue82]

What's your return policy?

 

[Taegul]

Will I have to come back for Confession next week also, Father, or will this cover it?

 

[Mei5ter]

“If you just happened to have a heart attack while we do this, I do inherit, right?”

 

[Gemma_0]

Will you still love me tomorrow?

 

[Miles Long]

Can I borrow some Pepto?

 

[bigmahi]

Upon my soul,
You’re in the wrong hole.
There’s plenty of room in the right one!

 

[kurrginatorX]

You're not planning on staying too long after we finish, are you?