Question for people who suck dick

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Cock is cock and I'm a cumslut ho. I'll take any size. For me a good looking trick, in shape, with a brain and nice to me, can have anything from a toothpick to a baseball bat. I'm adaptable.

I like black men. Not because of size but competence. They know what a cock is for.

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Sucking cocks of any size requires patience and attention if you are a ho interested in repeat traffic.

Weirdly, a gay man told me i was known as someone good at "taking a dick."

I said: "I don't take dicks. They don't detach and I leave them with the tricks."

He laughed.

I said "when men want me I make love to them. I do every thing i can to be a pussycat who is warm, sinuous, and loving. It's not the same."

I am with straight men. They don't talk that way.

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[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

I agree. Similarly, although I am veg, if I were to lapse and eat, say, beef Wellington, I couldn't accept a slice. I am proud of my tight cumdump, but my useless, stupid, incoherent, inarticulate, and confused mouth has to be propitiated. Nothing short of a whole beef Wellington swallowed without hesitation. Gagging and choking on food are almost as aphrodisiac as an hour of fainting from hunger.

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

A professional prostitute offers the following comments:

1. Don't expect to ride a skateboard at the Indy 500. Or conversely, to park a Russian battle tank in a space for a motorcycle. Wisdom.

2. A ho who disdains cock isn't a cocksucker, but a hitchhiker trying to catch a ride across the street.

3. Nevertheless, indicating to a trick that his meat is less than is great. Don't even bother to be concerned that it can get you killed. What a way to go!

4. The point of whoring is to please yourself, not the trick. Any balance between the two interests is absurd. You can't expect to have any fun at all. Here's a daring idea: get a room with a mirrored ceiling and spend, say, 10 hours loudly informing a trick of the most microscopic details of his cock's geography and why it repels you. He'll love you for it and certainly won't bother you with a second date. Starving to death is the sexiest thing of all and establishing a standard in cocksumption will get you there faster.

5. Given a great forum like Lit, remember that wasting your and others' time with silly bullshit makes everyone happy.

6. Like the lady says, it's better to avoid sex. Baseball cards are a great source of pleasure for millennia at a time.

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[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

This is a vast topic. I'll be back to discuss. First I have to suck my own cock right now. It's diminished by whore moans and requires some extra time.

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[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

A professional prostitute offers the following comments:

1. Don't expect to ride a skateboard at the Indy 500. Or conversely, to park a Russian battle tank in a space for a motorcycle. Wisdom.

2. A ho who disdains cock isn't a cocksucker, but a hitchhiker trying to catch a ride across the street.

3. Nevertheless, indicating to a trick that his meat is less than is great. Don't even bother to be concerned that it can get you killed. What a way to go!

4. The point of whoring is to please yourself, not the trick. Any balance between the two interests is absurd. You can't expect to have any fun at all. Here's a daring idea: get a room with a mirrored ceiling and spend, say, 10 hours loudly informing a trick of the most microscopic details of his cock's geography and why it repels you. He'll love you for it and certainly won't bother you with a second date. Starving to death is the sexiest thing of all and establishing a standard in cocksumption will get you there faster.

5. Given a great forum like Lit, remember that wasting your and others' time with silly bullshit makes everyone happy.

6. Like the lady says, it's better to avoid sex. Baseball cards are a great source of pleasure for millennia at a time.

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A caution

Before anybody trumpets their contempt for men with small cocks, consider this:

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[likitisplit]

i've done porn size and enjoyed it but not too impressed. teeny tiny which actually got me rock hard and i couldn't suck hard enough. i've sucked victims of ED and love the limpy. i did do a guy who had a long skinny dick. a true pencil dick with a bigger than you think head. his hump was huge. i actually swallowed his head down my throat. he and i were both alarmed at first, until we realized he pulled it out. talk about a pop! soukn

 

[likitisplit]

i've done porn size and enjoyed it but not too impressed. teeny tiny which actually got me rock hard and i couldn't suck hard enough. i've sucked victims of ED and love the limpy. i did do a guy who had a long skinny dick. a true pencil dick with a bigger than you think head. his hump was huge. i actually swallowed his head down my throat. he and i were both alarmed at first, until we realized he pulled it out. talk about a pop! sukn. according to my friend who watched me do all, to watch he said all were fun as hell. he said on each one the best part was seeing my dick get a hard as i sucked.

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

I was just thinking about an elderly gentleman to whom I intend to offer my booty.

Maybe this is why I don't distinguish between cocks:

1. Length, thickness, and other size issues are interesting regarding my cumdump, where I get rounded.

2. When giving head, these aspects diminish in significance. Nobody gets their mouth pounded. I have been near choked by a cock quite frequently. But the situation can be managed.

3. On the other hand job, oral sex is more desirable, imho, because my booty doesn't taste the blast of cum.

4. When I am with a trick I give his cock extra attention in addition to bathing it in my saliva and caressing it with my booty. I can spend hours examining it with my tongue exploring the forests and fissures of his balls.

As I say, cock is cock. When you are rescued from drowning at sea, you won't be concerned about the size of the boat. Or the size on the sexy semen seaman who rescues you.

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[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Correction: where I get pounded.

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

i've done porn size and enjoyed it but not too impressed. teeny tiny which actually got me rock hard and i couldn't suck hard enough. i've sucked victims of ED and love the limpy. i did do a guy who had a long skinny dick. a true pencil dick with a bigger than you think head. his hump was huge. i actually swallowed his head down my throat. he and i were both alarmed at first, until we realized he pulled it out. talk about a pop! sukn. according to my friend who watched me do all, to watch he said all were fun as hell. he said on each one the best part was seeing my dick get a hard as i sucked.

ur hanflemmm

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Screwed up: likitisplit, ur handle. Do you know the literary reference?

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[likitisplit]

well it's been my learning that it meant quickly, hurried, ie:get that done likitisplit. as for other meanings i'm sure it has some. very possibly concerning some how eating pussy.

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Cool.

Philip Roth, a major American Jewish author, had a quarrel with Irving Howe, another such. Roth created a literary anecdote in which he was asked who he was and said he was Howe, and the publisher of a lesbian porn mag called LICKETYSPLIT. Which is like claiming the same about Mr. Biden.

I don't have a clear recollection of this but will research it and post a clearer note later day.

Much

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[Swuchroo]

7inches with good girth.

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Get in line, sounds fine.

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[saintcero]

Screwed up: likitisplit, ur handle. Do you know the literary reference?

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I don’t know it. What is the etymology of lickitisplit?

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

I don’t know it. What is the etymology of lickitisplit?

It's a literary reference. Two New York Jewish authors, Philip Roth and Irving Howe, hated each other. Roth was a wit and wrote about sex. Howe was a dour pedant.

Roth in some context described Howe as the editor of a lesbian porn mag called LICKETY SPLIT.

I have to look this up.

Have a good day.

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[saintcero]

It's a literary reference. Two New York Jewish authors, Philip Roth and Irving Howe, hated each other. Roth was a wit and wrote about sex. Howe was a dour pedant.

Roth in some context described Howe as the editor of a lesbian porn mag called LICKETY SPLIT.

I have to look this up.

Have a good day.

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Thank you!

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Roth became famous with a book about youthful masturbation called PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT (1969).

"Its success turned Roth into a major celebrity, sparking a storm of controversy over its explicit and candid treatment of sexuality, including detailed depictions of masturbation using various props including a piece of liver."

With the butter in the 1972 film LAST TANGO IN PARIS we have the start of a great cockbook, I mean cookbook.

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[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

"What is it like to swallow a man's cum? Did it upset your stomach at all?"

Everyone has a different opinion on this, in my view.

I have heard complaints of such. It is neither a vanilla milkshake nor a cup of liquid soap, but somewhere in between, for me.

I tell trans hos who complain about stomach issues to employ an old gambit: drink a demitasse of salad or cooking oil before a date. This is the practice of professional ganblers and other people who have to maintain a clear head when forced to consume alcohol. The oil coats the stomach and the alcohol passes through without effect. Similarly with cum.

I can't separate the act of cumming from the overall operation. When I suck cock, I am indifferent to the load.

I focus on the arrival of the sublime turning point when the short countdown to orgasm has begun. Every man in the world being sucked or fucking faces that moment with total vulnerability. They are alone a universe away, for a moment.

A subtle message arrives in my mouth, a shiver in the base of the trick's cock. The trick's eyes glaze over. Then the eruption. The scent of ammonia. The pulsation continues. When I "was a man" that convulsion was always mysterious. Now it is habitual as a glass of wine. And simply accepted.

I need that vulnerability. I need that a man allows me access to it. I need that a man trusts me enough to deposit his cum in my mouth. I need that a man finds me so desirable that he overcomes the ridiculous puritan prejudice against anal sex prevalent in America. Honey, if it was good enough for the classical Greeks it's good enough for us.

I live for cock, i.e. for a man. I no longer possess a cock. Instead I own a boyclit. I suck cocks and open my anus, which is my pussy, to them.

My pleasure, aside from that afforded by my boobies, and its sharper, wilder counterpart in my booty, resides in a trick's satisfaction. Nothing else matters.

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[Friesbaconnekkid]

I suck a lot of cocks, and am rather selective. I like them at least 5+", circumcised, and preferably shaved. If the balls hang low in the scrotum, that is a big plus. I like them to stuff both balls in my mouth for me to suck. Some of them are a real mouthful, but they really enjoy doing it. I have made men cum just by sucking their balls. Micro cocks just don't interest me, and I have turned down guys who show me a jelly bean. I do have one friend with a cock as big around as a beer can, I can't get my mouth completely over. His wife thinks it's funny to watch me try to suck him off. I end up just using my hands and having him cum in my mouth.

 

[TakeItOrLeaveIt]

I'm a bisexual guy FWIW. Personally, I prefer average or greater than average length - because I do enjoy deepthroating and even gagging - but without the excessive girth. The limiting factor is my ability to widen my mouth and get my teeth out of the way. So, long with modest girth is perfect for me.

And I'll take cum however it comes But I do love when a guy just leaves the tip on my tongue so as to fill my mouth. But, equally, there is very little hotter than a throatpie. It all depends on context, I guess.

 

[SurferBoy9044]

I worked with a guy that didn't have a car and I picked him up at his house everyday and drop him of after our shift had ended. Every morning he would tell me that his wife just give him a blow job and would describe in detail that she didn't have a gag reflex and that she could take all 8" of his fat cock in her mouth until he came. After about a week of this I said I don't believe you show me the proof. He looked at me and stared at me for a while and then said OK when you drop me off tonight come in and meet my wife and I'll have her give me a blow job while you watch. I couldn't believe what he just said and just nodded with a big smile. When I dropped him off that night he said well are you coming in. I meet her and she served us a couple of beers and then my buddy said to her that he told me that you give him a blow job every morning before work everyday and didn't believe me. She looked at me and said it was true that every morning he wakes up with a hugh hard on and I want to make sure he doesn't stray as a lot of girls want a guy with a big cock. My buddy stood up and told her to get down on her knees and suck his cock she was very submissive and did exactly what he told her to do. He was right she didn't have a gag reflex and his cock was a least 8" and very thick. As she sucked his cock he motion me to come closer and I pulled out my hard cock and she give me the best blow job I every had. Every day that summer when I would pick him up she would give us both blow jobs. He eventually got another job and bought a car and we drifted apart but I still remember that summer when every day my buddy and me got a blow job before work

 

[aliencardigan]

I need to do more research before I can offer a valid opinion

 

[YerLittleSecret]

So many preferences in the comments verifies everyone is so different and there no "one size fits all" (pun absolutely intended). As a woman who enjoys the act of sucking cock, I'll say the one limiting factor is girth. My mouth only hinges so far. If a cock is too large around, I'm not going to be able to fit it in comfortably and avoid teeth. Using teeth while sucking cock is illegal. Unless they specifically desire that! I like to be able to wrap my lips around it, twirl my tongue over it, and (here's where length comes in) I like to be able to stroke the shaft while I'm sucking. So if a cock is too short in length, that might be challenging. I also enjoy taking it deep in my throat and squeezing it with those muscles. That would be very hard to do with a cock 3 inches or less.
As for cumming position, for me, personally, I prefer it against my tongue, versus down my throat. But again, everyone is different. I enjoy tasting my lover. Other women may not and it's better in the back of their throat to bypass tastebuds. My personal opinion is, if she doesn't enjoy the taste of cum, she might not meet the definition of a true cock sucking connoisseur.