sweetfanny
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- Joined
- Apr 15, 2013
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- 118
My mouth/fingers is/are silent
You're a true gentleman.
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My mouth/fingers is/are silent
You're a true gentleman.
And now you know.
Even if you tell, no one will believe you. They never believe me.
It's like, if I see a naked woman, my penis has this reaction.
I have the same problem, I think I'm allergic to girls!
Also, apply ice. Or is it heat? I can never remember. Try the ice first, I'm pretty sure it's ice on swelling.
That's a good idea. Full coverage. Much better than the bag of frozen peas.
Jolly Green Giant brand right?
Pmann just needs to carry around an EpiPen... That's what I do..
It only takes a half-naked man with strategically placed fur.. and all sorts of things start to perk up on me..my breathing gets off, and I'm worried about anaphylaxis. A shot to the leg of the epinephrine usually kicks starts reality for me...
Pmann just needs to carry around an EpiPen... That's what I do...
Now, you make sure you keep the epi pen on your person, and you are wearing a medic-alert bracelet, right?
I wear mine all the time.
We have the exact same health problem! What a coincidence!
Like mamma always says, "Before you leave the house, make sure you're wearing nice panties and purge your cache. Just in case."
LMAO ^^^
My "EpiPen" has a "loading dose" then the "sustaining dose."
Or just leave your dick alone for five minutes and stop staring at naked women. *squint*
YOUNG LADY! What are you doing here? Go to your room right now! Wait.....go to my room right now! No, that's not right either. Go sit at the kitchen table where I can keep an eye on you!Haha. My mom would pretend to be shocked and horrified. Then later she'd email me asking, "What was that website... ?"
OMFG. EWWWW. I thought I couldn't be shocked. Boy, was I wrong. This is the first time I got a PM that I've reported, but this guy claims to be 15.
EWWWWW. If he's truly 15, he'd better be glad I'm not his momma.
OMFG. EWWWW. I thought I couldn't be shocked. Boy, was I wrong. This is the first time I got a PM that I've reported, but this guy claims to be 15.
EWWWWW. If he's truly 15, he'd better be glad I'm not his momma.