Some things are just to beautiful for human eyes. I hope it's not pointy, it's never pointy in Star Trek porn.
Once more with feeling.
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Some things are just to beautiful for human eyes. I hope it's not pointy, it's never pointy in Star Trek porn.
What?I compliment your AV and you promptly take it down and give me that pointy eared guy? I better shut up from now on...
No you were one of the only ones that understood it though, so I now think you are ace
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LimoAndPizza
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Everyone knows that fan fiction is rarely anatomically accurate. He has a pointy dick and you know it.
Everyone knows that fan fiction is rarely anatomically accurate. He has a pointy dick and you know it.
Meh, I always picture him with your dick
For the record I don't even like Star Trek that much, it's just that something about that picture appeals to my arty side
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LimoAndPizza
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Meh, I always picture him with your dick
For the record I don't even like Star Trek that much, it's just that something about that picture appeals to my arty side
Don't lie. You sleep with a pillow shaped like LeVar Burton.
...and yeah, I know you imagine all dicks as my dick. Feels better that way, doesn't it?
Thankfully I know you well enough to know that you mean that in a pin-up style way not in a creepy kind of way
you and Adre will get copies sent to you
What are you saying ... Spock and Kirk are gay? Say it is not so?
No I think they enjoy tandem bike rides together
, Spock likes being in charge for once, he's a tandem bike riding 'top'.No it was from a series I took for my boyfriend, he gets the cream of the crop.
...that ass is picture perfect
Thanks
Don't lie. You sleep with a pillow shaped like LeVar Burton.
...and yeah, I know you imagine all dicks as my dick. Feels better that way, doesn't it?
Okay you found me out
*runs off to the 'what does the avatar above you make you think' thread*
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LimoAndPizza
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Okay you found me out
*runs off to the 'what does the avatar above you make you think' thread*
Trolling the playground. That'll be fun. I'll wander on over there and take a gander and the response.
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LimoAndPizza
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No one has even responded yet, but I'm already laughing.
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LimoAndPizza
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I bet it's 'gauge out my own eyes' OR it's the ultimate thread killer
Someone will respond.
Ah, I wish I didn't have shit to do today. I'd love to stick around and snark it up for a long while with you. I'm finally feeling more like myself!
We could have gone and trolled the playground together, like the good old days
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LimoAndPizza
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Don't worry. A new day will come...next week, probably...or maybe in about 30 minutes. I don't know. Depends on how quickly I finish stuff.
Now, imagine a wookie* with my penis singing this to you.
*I'm really more of a Star Wars fan. Gene Roddenberry can suck my ass. So can George Lucas, but that's just because I want to feel his beard on my butt cheeks.
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You have a nice ass.
Don't worry. A new day will come...next week, probably...or maybe in about 30 minutes. I don't know. Depends on how quickly I finish stuff.
Now, imagine a wookie* with my penis singing this to you.
*I'm really more of a Star Wars fan. Gene Roddenberry can suck my ass. So can George Lucas, but that's just because I want to feel his beard on my butt cheeks.
You do realise Rod Stewart is half wookie don't you
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Is there a luckier man on the planet?
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wow, i'd put up with all kinds of nonsense if i could hold that ass.
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Wow, I still think your ass is awesome! And your eyes.
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How very surreal. Although that's probably not a bad analogy
Oh the thread is definitely the warped offspring and erotic-spock (two words I never thought I would type) would be its prom date for sure.
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blah.. missed all the 'limited editions'. Serves me right for being absent.
but but.. enjoyed the others thoroughly!
You are very beauuuuuutiful and I particulraly love your mysterious lovely smile.
Same here!
I missed a few too before finding this magnificent thread!
But the other ones more then make up for it
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You do realise Rod Stewart is half wookie don't you
I think I once ruined somebody's life when I explained to them what the song "Maggie May" was actually about, which is basically some old woman making a high school guy her sex slave.
When I was in Montreal, I went to the Star Wars: Identities exhibition. I was mainly intereseted in the Star Wars memorabilia, but there was also all of this crap about your social identity is formed. You got a wristband with an IR chip, and you would answer these questions at stations along the way to determine you "identity". I chose to be a wookie just to see if any of the questions made a reference to Life Day. I gave up once I got to the question about how you celebrate holidays, and one of the options wasn't "watch extended holographic interpretive dance routines and watching alien cooking shows hosted by Bea Arthur". If you're going to sweep the crappy parts of Star Wars under the rug, I don't know why they threw out the Holiday Special, but kept Episodes I-III.
You do realise Rod Stewart is half wookie don't you
OMG I thought I was going to spit out my coffee on this one. You are so funny!! MMM but this does explain alot about him?
