You can smell it. However, I choose not to.
Probably a good idea to avoid it
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You can smell it. However, I choose not to.
Probing is a good idea to start with.
You can smell her wherever you like. I choose to smell her arse.
Should I use the ringer, or something else?
Most women find vibrators to be fun.
Most men do, when they've been used as women.
That's twisted, what they do...
*hugs* Different fucks, different blokes.
I've never done it on a turnstile.
Well, you have to be very, very mindful...
Ever told you about the day I was so drunk I fell asleep in the urinal?
Uh-oh--I told you the wrong dirty story!
They put cat meat in haggis, now?
hmm that's a good reason to let Scott have them in the penis!
I don't care what he's eaten. It's cruel and unusual to fart like that!
Can he play Queen's hits?
and he raps badly in the bath
Yes, he's cross over his late date
She's probably good on top.
Wow, that girl's in his favorite position.
How do you throw that?
Have a bit on the side, and leave...
Is that your plain-faced wife?
That's the flute and the piano player is at home.