mynameisben
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Make me dirty
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muscatel
As the muscatel went to her head, she began to see the empty bottle as a useful companion.
loess
As the muscatel went to her head, she began to see the empty bottle as a useful companion.
loess
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The filthy, muck-choked river said to the eroded canyon cliffs above, "Your loess is my gain."
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bangled
His girlfriend asked for a gold bracelet, but, as usual, he bangled it entirely.
tricuspid
His girlfriend asked for a gold bracelet, but, as usual, he bangled it entirely.
tricuspid
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tricuspid
'And tomorrow' said the dentist with his assistant at lunch, 'I'd really like you to join in a tricuspid with Mrs. Butterbum.' 'Oh sir.' said the assistant, 'Shouldn't we at least have dinner first?'
reprobate
'And tomorrow' said the dentist with his assistant at lunch, 'I'd really like you to join in a tricuspid with Mrs. Butterbum.' 'Oh sir.' said the assistant, 'Shouldn't we at least have dinner first?'
reprobate
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Spiny
'He has more pricks than a spiny lobster' Daisy thought after her first experience with blindfold sex.
peccant
'He has more pricks than a spiny lobster' Daisy thought after her first experience with blindfold sex.
peccant
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The numerous morbidities over his cock, and indeed his whole body, didn't put Sarah off. One thing about dating a zombie: it quickly cured you of any squeamishness.
sabre
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"Happy birthday to me!" Kate murmured to herself, then gasped as she slid the candle up her ass.
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lamp
Her friends thought her 1960s lava lamp was a collector's item; she found its shape and warmth made it a far more practical addition to her night table.
phenomenological
Her friends thought her 1960s lava lamp was a collector's item; she found its shape and warmth made it a far more practical addition to her night table.
phenomenological
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parsimonious
The frugal housewife blushed when her neighbour accused her of being parsimonious, mistakenly believing her secret affair with the vicar had been discovered.
perihelion
The frugal housewife blushed when her neighbour accused her of being parsimonious, mistakenly believing her secret affair with the vicar had been discovered.
perihelion
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She attracted me in a gravitational sense at first, and then she sucked me into her black hole when my trajectory reached perihelion.
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diphthong
The cunning linguist attributed his ability to remove a young lady's Brazilian panties with only his tongue to his years of practice in pronouncing unusual diphthongs.
glossolalia
The cunning linguist attributed his ability to remove a young lady's Brazilian panties with only his tongue to his years of practice in pronouncing unusual diphthongs.
glossolalia
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Forgot to mention it, Bebe, but this was excellent!
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"Don't bore me with your glossolalia," Sister Mary implored, arching her back and panting, "just give me your gift of tongues!"
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Perturbation
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Perturbation
"Please," said the aged astronomer as he strapped down his sweet young assistant "Don't mind my perturbation of your celestial body. It's really only a minor deviation."
Retrograde
"Please," said the aged astronomer as he strapped down his sweet young assistant "Don't mind my perturbation of your celestial body. It's really only a minor deviation."
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retrograde
"I know you failed the last exam, Ms. Smith," said the professor to the naked coed, "but that backward wiggle of your hips has earned you a retrograde of A++."
plasmodium
"I know you failed the last exam, Ms. Smith," said the professor to the naked coed, "but that backward wiggle of your hips has earned you a retrograde of A++."
plasmodium
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plasmodium
"Oh my goodness" Mrs. Danforth exclaimed as she examined the puddle of plasmodium adorning her bounteous breasts. "Lunch is indeed served."
paramecium
"Oh my goodness" Mrs. Danforth exclaimed as she examined the puddle of plasmodium adorning her bounteous breasts. "Lunch is indeed served."
paramecium
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More Paramecium? I think not.
paramecium
How the fuck? That demon managed to plant his seed in an attempt to create even more paramecium demons. She shudders at the visual. What an asshole.
Well, fuckin A, if it isn't her lucky day all the same.
Two years ago her best friend was killed by one of these things and nothing in her life has been the same since. She sighs deeply at the same old thought and moves past the tightness in her gut.
Standing in the alley, feet braced shoulder width apart - she states loudly and clearly for all those close enough to hear, "See, what we have here is a failure to communicate demon". And the shit hits the fan.
GAVOTTE
paramecium
How the fuck? That demon managed to plant his seed in an attempt to create even more paramecium demons. She shudders at the visual. What an asshole.
Well, fuckin A, if it isn't her lucky day all the same.
Two years ago her best friend was killed by one of these things and nothing in her life has been the same since. She sighs deeply at the same old thought and moves past the tightness in her gut.
Standing in the alley, feet braced shoulder width apart - she states loudly and clearly for all those close enough to hear, "See, what we have here is a failure to communicate demon". And the shit hits the fan.
GAVOTTE
