Lord Pmann Wants to Start a Cult

[Lady2020]

I thought you already had.

 

[Renee1967]

So, I’ve been watching a fair amount of documentaries about cults lately- The Vow, Love Has Won, Twin Flames, etc.

It makes me want to start a cult, honestly. I mean, with my charming personality and knack for branding people, I think I could really be a great cult leader.

But it got me thinking about all the things that make a good cult. And different people want different things. As the leader, I’m mostly concerned with sex and money. Maybe a little power. But if I’m going to promise you some unachievable shit, what is it that you want to be promised?

I want to know what people are looking for in a cult. And do you think there was ever a time in your life where you could’ve fallen victim to a cult?

I've always dreamed of being one of those 72 virgins that terrorists get to have after they blow themselves up.

 

[SimonSex]

There’s a Cult 101 How-to-Guide in the desk drawer of every Marriott hotel, FYI.

 

[Apisto42]

@Lord Pmann, I’m beginning to doubt your sincerity about starting a cult. I still haven’t received my membership card even though I signed over my house.

 

[Wand3rlust]

@Lord Pmann, I’m beginning to doubt your sincerity about starting a cult. I still haven’t received my membership card even though I signed over my house.

"I'm sorry, but @Lord Pmann is unable to repsond to your message as he is heavily involved in the delivering of virgins and disposal of real estate. Please leave a message after the tone"

 

[Apisto42]

0 stars. Would not join again.

 

[Lord Pmann]

@Lord Pmann, I’m beginning to doubt your sincerity about starting a cult. I still haven’t received my membership card even though I signed over my house.

Dear Motherfucker,

Hold your nuts, mate. I was out doing cult things and trying to find inner peace in the wilderness. I’m centered, now, so calm the fuck down. Your house is in good hands.

Sincerely,

Daddy God

"I'm sorry, but @Lord Pmann is unable to repsond to your message as he is heavily involved in the delivering of virgins and disposal of real estate. Please leave a message after the tone"

*former virgins

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

"I'm sorry, but @Lord Pmann is unable to repsond to your message as he is heavily involved in the delivering of virgins and disposal of real estate. Please leave a message after the tone"

You moonlighting over at this other cult?what will fear @Indie and @Kitty_so_frisky do without you!?!?

 

[Indie]

Sincerely,

Daddy

Knew you liked it.

 

[Apisto42]

Dear Motherfucker,

Hold your nuts, mate. I was out doing cult things and trying to find inner peace in the wilderness. I’m centered, now, so calm the fuck down. Your house is in good hands.

Sincerely,

Daddy God





*former virgins

Look, I joined your fucking cult so I wouldn’t have to hold my nuts. They’re supposed to be in some dingbat female cultist’s mouth.

That’s how I find inner peace, by centering my piece in an appropriate warm wet mouth.

Best wishes,

Disgruntled and homeless

 

[Indie]

Look, I joined your fucking cult so I wouldn’t have to hold my nuts. They’re supposed to be in some dingbat female cultist’s mouth.

That’s how I find inner peace, by centering my piece in an appropriate warm wet mouth.

Best wishes,

Disgruntled and homeless

Psst. You should come join my cult.

Indie > Pmann

 

[Apisto42]

Psst. You should come join my cult.

Indie > Pmann

I’m already all up in your … cult.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m already all up in your … cunt.

Fixed it for ya.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You moonlighting over at this other cult?what will fear @Indie and @Kitty_so_frisky do without you!?!?

Hey, I answered the phone. That's all.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fixed it for ya.

It's weirdly roomy in there

 

[Wand3rlust]

It's weirdly roomy in there

Cavernous?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Cavernous?

I'm still exploring

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm still exploring

Well stay safe... afe....afe.. ..afe...

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm still exploring

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well stay safe... afe....afe.. ..afe...

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I did my job too well. It's high tide, and I'm about to need rescuing

 

[Wand3rlust]

I did my job too well. It's high tide, and I'm about to need rescuing

Hang on... there may be an eruption soon...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey, I answered the phone. That's all.

You answer phones over there? Weird.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I did my job too well. It's high tide, and I'm about to need rescuing

Are you asking for Elon to send a submarine?

 

[TunnelKing089]

I nominate this guy,definite cult material....

 

[Indie]

It's weirdly roomy in there

Cavernous?

I'm still exploring

Well stay safe... afe....afe.. ..afe...

View attachment 2329406

I did my job too well. It's high tide, and I'm about to need rescuing

Hang on... there may be an eruption soon...

Oh fuck off, you wankers.