Lord Pmann Wants to Start a Cult

@Lord Pmann, I’m beginning to doubt your sincerity about starting a cult. I still haven’t received my membership card even though I signed over my house.
 
@Lord Pmann, I’m beginning to doubt your sincerity about starting a cult. I still haven’t received my membership card even though I signed over my house.
"I'm sorry, but @Lord Pmann is unable to repsond to your message as he is heavily involved in the delivering of virgins and disposal of real estate. Please leave a message after the tone"
 
@Lord Pmann, I’m beginning to doubt your sincerity about starting a cult. I still haven’t received my membership card even though I signed over my house.

Dear Motherfucker,

Hold your nuts, mate. I was out doing cult things and trying to find inner peace in the wilderness. I’m centered, now, so calm the fuck down. Your house is in good hands.

Sincerely,

Daddy God



"I'm sorry, but @Lord Pmann is unable to repsond to your message as he is heavily involved in the delivering of virgins and disposal of real estate. Please leave a message after the tone"

*former virgins
 
Dear Motherfucker,

Hold your nuts, mate. I was out doing cult things and trying to find inner peace in the wilderness. I’m centered, now, so calm the fuck down. Your house is in good hands.

Sincerely,

Daddy God





*former virgins
Look, I joined your fucking cult so I wouldn’t have to hold my nuts. They’re supposed to be in some dingbat female cultist’s mouth.

That’s how I find inner peace, by centering my piece in an appropriate warm wet mouth.

Best wishes,

Disgruntled and homeless
 
Look, I joined your fucking cult so I wouldn’t have to hold my nuts. They’re supposed to be in some dingbat female cultist’s mouth.

That’s how I find inner peace, by centering my piece in an appropriate warm wet mouth.

Best wishes,

Disgruntled and homeless
Psst. You should come join my cult.

Indie > Pmann
 
It's weirdly roomy in there

Cavernous?

I'm still exploring

Well stay safe... afe....afe.. ..afe...


I did my job too well. It's high tide, and I'm about to need rescuing

Hang on... there may be an eruption soon...

Oh fuck off, you wankers.
 
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