Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[Denae]

Aww come on BG stay.. Don't go..

DITTO, BG, DITTO

 

[Quoll]

I knew I wasn't going crazy(ier), damn pregnant women and their dodgy memories.

 

[EJFan]

I knew I wasn't going crazy(ier), damn pregnant women and their dodgy memories.

i wonder what the non-pregnant ones use for an excuse.

 

[Nightbird]

I didn't know pregnant hormones have a negative connection to memory.

 

[EJFan]

I didn't know pregnant hormones have a negative connection to memory.

i'll do ya one better... i didn't know hormones could get pregnant.

 

[Nightbird]

Oh they sure can! Whores sometimes forget to use protection and when they moan they sometimes get pregnant.

i'll do ya one better... i didn't know hormones could get pregnant.

 

[EJFan]

just like my old joke about using "horticulture" in a sentence... you can lead a horticulture but you have to remind her which fork is for the salad.

 

[bobsgirl]

i wonder what the non-pregnant ones use for an excuse.

PMS.

 

[EJFan]

PMS.

PMS is a crutch. try gettin' kicked in the nuts... no midol for that shit.

 

[pleasteasme]

bg...I want you to know you are responsible for my recent ebay acquisition of Bob Segers Greatest Hits Vol. 1 & Vol. 2.

Thank you!!!

I hope all is well

 

[bobsgirl]

bg...I want you to know you are responsible for my recent ebay acquisition of Bob Segers Greatest Hits Vol. 1 & Vol. 2.

Thank you!!!

I hope all is well

So the telepathy worked! eBay is a wonderland of goodies!

Things here are hot and humid. Makes me crabby.

 

[pleasteasme]

So the telepathy worked! eBay is a wonderland of goodies!

Things here are hot and humid. Makes me crabby.

*runs by bg and puts ice down her...ummm, front!*



ebay is wonderful. Dangerous but, wonderful!

 

[Eilan]

I got a PM from my husband. Cool.

 

[EJFan]

ebay is wonderful. Dangerous but, wonderful!

it's like QVC for the 'net generation.

 

[bobsgirl]

I'm going to run away from home. Feed the cat, will ya?

 

[EJFan]

I'm going to run away from home. Feed the cat, will ya?

what do you want me to feed it to?

 

[Nightbird]

Wake up Maggie I think I got something to say to you, it's late September and I really outta be back in school.

BG are you ok?

I hate this heat and humidity.

 

[pleasteasme]

I'm going to run away from home. Feed the cat, will ya?

You ARE running here, right?! You could bring the cat, if you wanted to.

 

[silverwhisper]

a comment i posted in someone else's blog:

lessons most guys should learn about performing cunnilingus:
1. learn to love the sights and tastes if for some reason you don't already: she'll notice.
2. direct, sustained clitoral stimulation: good. indirect and varied clitoral stimulation: better.
3. an orgasm is a climax. a chapter in a book has a climax. books can have many chapters.

ed

 

[wicked woman]

a comment i posted in someone else's blog:

lessons most guys should learn about performing cunnilingus:

3. an orgasm is a climax. a chapter in a book has a climax. books can have many chapters.

ed

oooo ed I like this. and a good book does have many chapters

 

[silverwhisper]

i'll confess i thought it was kinda nifty, myself. :>

ed

 

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[M's girl]

oooo ed I like this. and a good book does have many chapters

My chapters have more like cliffhangers. You put the book away. It's exciting so you want to read on but you need some sleep too. You pick up the book again. Same story. And again... same story again. All of a sudden the chapter has a climax... surprise! You need to lay the book aside for a while before you can comprehend what happened. Then, when you finally pick it up again the thrill starts again, but you never know how many cliffhangers you need to pass again before that sublime moment.

 

[M's girl]

My wife has the week off, and now she's on a cleaning rampage. Get out of the way!

I thought you said she had the week off?!

 

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