If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say ?

[Sammael Bard]

Relax: It's OK.
He just want to play for a bit.

Does his playing involve nibbling on my neck muscles??

 

[Handley_Page]

Does his playing involve nibbling on my neck muscles??

Only when sharpening his teeth.

 

[Sammael Bard]

Only when sharpening his teeth.

Now look at him, HP!

He has broken his teeth . Maybe I should've taken it easier on my neck muscles

There, Dragon! I'm sure you'll grow them back next summer

 

[seth6138]

Now look at him, HP!

He has broken his teeth . Maybe I should've taken it easier on my neck muscles

There, Dragon! I'm sure you'll grow them back next summer

Oh fuck! Not you again!

 

[Sammael Bard]

Oh fuck! Not you again!

There! That should keep you away from tequilas

 

[Handley_Page]

There! That should keep you away from tequilas

Well, do not give one to the Dragon.
He's likely to get 'frisky'.

I'll send you his Bill from the Dentist.
(it's the Insurance that makes the cost a large one, of course.)

 

[Sammael Bard]

Well, do not give one to the Dragon.
He's likely to get 'frisky'.

I'll send you his Bill from the Dentist.
(it's the Insurance that makes the cost a large one, of course.)

His Dentist.....


....is the bravest man in the world.

 

[Handley_Page]

His Dentist.....

....is the bravest man in the world.

Ah, the "Picture of the Dentist as a Young Man."
It's not strictly accurate, that picture.
He had a Very Fireproof suit, in case of emergencies.

 

[Sammael Bard]

Ah, the "Picture of the Dentist as a Young Man."
It's not strictly accurate, that picture.
He had a Very Fireproof suit, in case of emergencies.

He really, REALLY trusts that the dragon will not sneeze in the middle of the operation.

 

[Handley_Page]

He really, REALLY trusts that the dragon will not sneeze in the middle of the operation.

My Dragon >Never< sneezes.
He might cough, though.

 

[Sammael Bard]

My Dragon >Never< sneezes.
He might cough, though.

He doesn't cover his mouth....so that leads to accidental burns, you know.

 

[Handley_Page]

He doesn't cover his mouth....so that leads to accidental burns, you know.

He's not done that in all of, Ermmm, two years. I think.

 

[SweetMaj]

He's not done that in all of, Ermmm, two years. I think.

Breakfast is ready...

In bed.

 

[JWren]

Breakfast is ready...

In bed.

Oh Damn, woke too late and now you've gone to work

 

[Handley_Page]

Oh hell & damnation. Missed her!

SB, You will be pleased to hear that the Dragon's had his operation, the Insurance has paid up, and all is now right with the world.

 

[Learin]

Oh hell & damnation. Missed her!

SB, You will be pleased to hear that the Dragon's had his operation, the Insurance has paid up, and all is now right with the world.

I'm confused as to whether I should ask more about the Dragon or scream my head off.

 

[Hypoxia]

I'm confused as to whether I should ask more about the Dragon or scream my head off.

Scream pretty, my pretty, heh heh heh...

 

[Handley_Page]

I'm confused as to whether I should ask more about the Dragon or scream my head off.

Well, perhaps not quite so dramatic a requirement.

Scream pretty, my pretty, heh heh heh...

But QUIETLY!

Easy now, peeps; he's not awake yet.
Sudden noises can make him a bit - erm, wasstheword - irritated ?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"Would you like some coffee?"

 

[Handley_Page]

"Would you like some coffee?"

It might help, by reducing the screaming, I guess

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

It might help, by reducing the screaming, I guess

Scratches head.

 

[Handley_Page]

Scratches head.

Thanks, but who's head ?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Thanks, but who's head ?

Mine, I was confused about the screams. LOL.

 

[Handley_Page]

Mine, I was confused about the screams. LOL.

'Tis often the case, I'm afraid.
Meanwhile I'd better get up and out; the Dragon needs his exercise.

 

[SweetMaj]

'Tis often the case, I'm afraid.
Meanwhile I'd better get up and out; the Dragon needs his exercise.

I'll be waiting in bed, HP.