If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say ?

[Sammael Bard]

If I woke up next to HP, I would be saying:

"Cup of coffee with lots of milk and half a sugar, my dear? You have fallen asleep with your camera in your hands again." LOL.

What? Am I in heaven?!?

 

[NaokoSmith]

What? Am I in heaven?!?

You cheeky cub! Get out of here and bring me back some proper breakfast!

 

[Maria009]

Hello,
I need some good writers who can write 5 stories for me in 2 weeks time.
I will be paying some good money too.
It's about a couple with a large house and a large swimming pool. The pool is cleaned every 2 days by a young college student. When the husband goes to the office the wife gets lonely and starts an affair with the husband.
Please give me ideas and also i need some writers.
So help me!
Thanks!
Maria

 

[Sammael Bard]

You cheeky cub! Get out of here and bring me back some proper breakfast!

Oh dear!

The routine of my daily household

Breakfast comin'right up, dear. Till then

 

[Sammael Bard]

Hello,
I need some good writers who can write 5 stories for me in 2 weeks time.
I will be paying some good money too.
It's about a couple with a large house and a large swimming pool. The pool is cleaned every 2 days by a young college student. When the husband goes to the office the wife gets lonely and starts an affair with the husband.
Please give me ideas and also i need some writers.
So help me!
Thanks!
Maria

This is not the thread on which you should be advertising this stuff.

Please start a new thread of your own in the Author's Hangout to get a proper response from the authors on Lit.

 

[seth6138]

This is not the thread on which you should be advertising this stuff.

Please start a new thread of your own in the Author's Hangout to get a proper response from the authors on Lit.

Happens every year at Band Camp..!

 

[Sammael Bard]

Happens every year at Band Camp..!

Don't you dare forget the beach party!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Don't you dare forget the beach party!

Party? Where? Let's go!

(wait...is this deja vu all over again?)

 

[Sammael Bard]

Party? Where? Let's go!

(wait...is this deja vu all over again?)

There =====>>

 

[Handley_Page]

Can I bring my Dragon ?

 

[Sammael Bard]

Can I bring my Dragon ?

Of course! Guests are not counted, so there shouldn't be any problem just in case.....

 

[BurningMonkey]

Okay - but right now I'm busy taking care of HP.

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[feistyphoenix]

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I hope you brought donuts.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I hope you brought donuts.

Next time, leave the horse outside...

 

[SweetMaj]

I don't own a horse...

Butt I wish someone would give me a slow passionate ride!

 

[Sammael Bard]

I don't own a horse...

Butt I wish someone would give me a slow passionate ride!

Sure, hop on!

 

[Handley_Page]

I don't own a horse...

Butt I wish someone would give me a slow passionate ride!

Where's my camera ?

 

[Sammael Bard]

Where's my camera ?

I woke up with a....DRAGON?!?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I woke up with a....DRAGON?!?

Literotica makes strange bedfellows, Bard.

 

[Sammael Bard]

Literotica makes strange bedfellows, Bard.

I know that there's a Non-human category but...seriously???

 

[Handley_Page]

I know that there's a Non-human category but...seriously???

You got a problem with this Dragon, Bard ?
Please do not hurt his feelings; he can get quite 'incendiary'

 

[Sammael Bard]

You got a problem with this Dragon, Bard ?
Please do not hurt his feelings; he can get quite 'incendiary'

Come on, kitty....don't be angry....Bard's got a treat for you!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Come on, kitty....don't be angry....Bard's got a treat for you!

Did HP mention that Dragon has no patience for condescension?

 

[Sammael Bard]

Did HP mention that Dragon has no patience for condescension?

Bad kittty!

FUUUCKK!

HP! Get this fire-breather off my back!

 

[Handley_Page]

Bad kittty!

FUUUCKK!

HP! Get this fire-breather off my back!

Relax: It's OK.
He just want to play for a bit.