AG82
Literotica Guru
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- Jul 6, 2011
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Stay away? Never! I'm sure you would think of some interesting ways to deal with what is actually rather a pleasant growth.
You mean like a lawn mower or hedge trimmers?
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Stay away? Never! I'm sure you would think of some interesting ways to deal with what is actually rather a pleasant growth.
Don't worry - plenty of time to get around to those! Well, actually, let's not get around to those! I prefer it this way where you all have this highly unreal and inaccurate perception of me!
But it is the flaws that make a diamond unique....
Well since I am far from a diamond, I just have to do my best to try and hide that I am merely a cheap crystal...
I am sure, both from the pictures and your comments you are not a cheap crystal. At the very least I would put you up there with 'Waterford Cyrstal'.
A touch of class in a glass...
Well maybe not cheap...but not precious either...
Glass you say? Now I think I need to get myself a glass of wine!
Mmmmm now what would you have said if I had compared you to a chandelier?
That I need to light up? That I feel turned on?
You should try to relaxe as well...it works wonders!
Well I am glad you are all still amused! I do try my best to keep you entertained
Amused? No, turned on, charmed, entranced, avidly supportive, eager for more.
These would describe what I for one am feeling but amused is not one of them.
I never wanted to be a scarf, or a cup of coffee so much in all my life.
Well I didnt mean amused as a bad thing. Amused means that you like and enjoy being somewhere....
So here is something to make you all whatever it is you are :
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What that makes me is hard.
Imagining being where the camera is, is enough to elicit thoughts of a very carnal nature.
Although I am not sure what your reaction would be to that sight.
Well it's saturday and time for relaxing, so I guess I should get comfortable...
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Yes, comfy saturdays are the law....
A touch of class in a glass...
And that is possibly the coolest thing I've ever read on a message board.
Nicely said. I like it.
And AG - you go, girl...
Simply put - beautiful
Thank you for posting