How many drinks before…

Thanks for all the messages…so I’m not the only one that can’t handle alcohol.
One drink numbs my face. Been that way ever since I got an inner ear disorder. As Cheyenne says, I'm a cheap date.
 
1 drink and I'm done.

1 Joint shared with my lady and I'm ready for about anything.

2 Joints and I'm watching everything from the couch
 
One drink - you're paying
Two drinks - You can kiss me
Three drinks - Okay but not in my mouth
Four drinks - Okay, but not inside me
Five drinks - Okay, but use lube
Six drinks - passed out
Funniest thing I've read in a while! :ROFLMAO:
 
Hi Im April
I have always been on the petite side And as a result do not handle alcohol very well.
So here is my ”alcohol scale” shall we call it.

One drink - I’m approachable.
Two drinks- my shyness goes away and I become flirty.
Three drinks- I become promiscuous.
Four drinks- I’m passed out naked in the back seat of someone’s car.

Let’s have some fun here. Whats your alcohol scale?
Anyone have something to add…love to hear stories
 
1-2 drinks: no impact
3-4 drinks: shyness is gone and I'm a lot of fun
5 drinks: handsy and frisky
6 drinks: dulled nerves, so stamina increases
7 drinks and above: rapid degradation.
 
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