H. Y. E. Masturbated at work?

I'm definitely tempted right now. For some reason I'm very distracted today...
 
I have done it quite a lot … every place I've worked since I left school at 16 :-0

Several times under my desk when other people have been in the same open-plan office, especially when chatting online to ladies doing something similar (or so they told me) and occasionally indulging in phone sex which again appeared to be mutually beneficial... I miss those days! :)
 
Yes I have but it has been a while since the last time when I did it in my car in the parking lot, if that counts.
 
Last Summer, we had an intern who'd cycle to work; when he got there, he'd be all sweaty and glistening. I had more than a few fantasies of making him sweat via other means. ;)
 
I was an FM disc jockey back in the 70s. We invented phone sex. So, yeah, jacked off at work many times.
 
I never have. The mood just doesn’t take me there. Well actually, it did one time, but I waited until I got home
 
Lol ...

I never have. The mood just doesn’t take me there. Well actually, it did one time, but I waited until I got home

… What a shame - or a remarkable display of self-control!

If you were a man, I'm sure the outcome would have been different :devil: (speaking from a personal viewpoint of course ;) )
 
Yes.
I was dared to one day by a coworker to masturbate during lunch break while she and some other coworkers watched.
She also to out her camera phone and live streamed it for some of her friends...

I live for the dare!
 
I have. It's not something I set out to do when I get there in the morning.

But sometimes my mind will wonder or I'll get a sexy text and find I can no longer concentrate on work and have to go release the tensions.

And when it gets that uncontrollable it don't take long. And it feels AMAZING because I held out for so long. At home I never hold back for so long.....
 
Yes! Many times. Both at my desk and in other places, with people around and not.
 
Yes. I have done it lots while voicing with women I have met here. Sometimes in my office. Other times I sneak into an empty office. I have even camped at work which can be risky but very exciting.
As a teen i was a serial wanker, would do it everywhere. Sat at the back in class? have a sly wank. Sent into the corridor, which is empty? have a sly wank. Return some books to the library, which is empty? have a sly wank. The i started danger wanks. Look out my bedroom window and talk to my single mother pretty neighbour? slow wank as we converse. Sat on the bus on the way to school, no one beside me at the back? have a leisurely wank. Walk home down a very quite empty lane? put my sleeve in my pocket and have a walking wank. Mother has her attractive friends around for wine and cards? peer around the corner ever so slightly and jerk it ( i got questioned about this one). Sleep over at my friends house, who has quite a fit mother who walks about in just a nightie? friend leaves to go use toilet, Mother comes in and uses phone facing away from me? have a Thor wank that lasts 20 secs (it's the danger see). Be 14 and do work experience at my mothers garage, where there is porn on the top shelf? snaffle a mag and go hide in the stock room for hand shandy. in two weeks i must have had over 60 wanks.

So yeah, i wanked at work.
 
Yup, my workplace is nice enough to provide a 'health room' where people can go take naps, etc. Its a great place to de-stress.
 
All the time.

Nice.

I've only done is twice. I remember both times. I had gotten a sexy message that had me so turned on I couldn't continue working without releasing the tension.

But in my mind the sexy women I work with are all like you...and do it constantly. (They probably don't...but in my mind they do)
 
I used to sneak into the bathroom once in a while and jerk off in there.
 
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