Guys, please help. I need your advice.

[Bookishleigh]

Are you older or younger?

Sibling rivalries can be quite explosive. I think you should make out with her fiancé before the ceremony. That'll teach her.

Nah...we never had the same taste in men. She picks good ones and I.....

 

[yossi]

Get her one of those giant teddy bears.

Better yet, an army of them on her lawn.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

You make it sound like I'm a stalker and have her address, yossi.

I'll have you know I have no idea where she lives...exactly. I do have it narrowed down to three houses, though.

 

[lemonbread]

Damn, it isn't me.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Damn, it isn't me.

You didn't get my PM?!?

 

[yossi]

You make it sound like I'm a stalker and have her address, yossi.

I'll have you know I have no idea where she lives...exactly. I do have it narrowed down to three houses, though.

Slacker.

 

[Noor]

Don't tease me, polly.

Just tell me where to go and I'll go grab the lube.





According to her profile, she likes them big and black.

Another obstacle.

Photo shop?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Well, I sent this girl a heartfelt poem, explaining how I felt and that I wanted to be her Valentine.

She responded by telling me to drop dead, and that I was going to spend the rest of my life alone.

It was heartbreaking.

I've been eating ice cream and cutting into my arms ever since.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Send her another PM and tell her she is responsible for turning more men gay than Rosie O'Donnell.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Fuck her.

She is dead to me.

I hope she gets a debilitating STD.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Fuck her.

She is dead to me.

I hope she gets a debilitating STD.

I'd call that a microwave Romance *chuckle*

 

[Aquagal]

There is this woman I've been fancying here on the General Board. She's incredibly sexy, and I can't stop thinking about her. The problem is....she doesn't even know I exist.

What can I do to garner her attention?

Send her dick pics.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Send her dick pics.

I don't want to stretch out her screen.