Guys, please help. I need your advice.

I just clicked on his profile.

He's got a decorative set.

Anyway, enough about him. How is your world? Everything good? Are you happy for Peyton?

Well, I'm alive, not in prison, and only mildly freezing my ass off (fuck winter)....so I guess I'm good.

Of course I am happy for Peyton. A lot of people weren't thrilled here when the decision was made to let him go - so I think it's kind of amusing how it all worked out.

Suck it, Indiana (and winter) :devil:
 
Well, I'm alive, not in prison, and only mildly freezing my ass off (fuck winter)....so I guess I'm good.

Of course I am happy for Peyton. A lot of people weren't thrilled here when the decision was made to let him go - so I think it's kind of amusing how it all worked out.

Suck it, Indiana (and winter) :devil:

FERMINA!

Good to see ya lady!
 
How you doin?

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Well, I'm alive, not in prison, and only mildly freezing my ass off (fuck winter)....so I guess I'm good.

Of course I am happy for Peyton. A lot of people weren't thrilled here when the decision was made to let him go - so I think it's kind of amusing how it all worked out.

Suck it, Indiana (and winter) :devil:

Was death or prison a possibility? I would hope not.

I think you guys will be fine, assuming Andrew Luck bounces back. And honestly, Manning really didn't have much to do with this championship.

Sorry to hear about your weather. Not to rub it in or anything, but it was about 85 here today.
 
Was death or prison a possibility? I would hope not.

I think you guys will be fine, assuming Andrew Luck bounces back. And honestly, Manning really didn't have much to do with this championship.

Sorry to hear about your weather. Not to rub it in or anything, but it was about 85 here today.

Yeah, I KNOW I'm not the girl you're talking about - asshat, rubbing in your nice temps. :caning:

And isn't death a possibility for all of us? As for prison, well, I did once knock out my sister's tooth with a fish comb. I'm dangerous....

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Magical boobies. Sorry. Orbs. They all seem to be the same size. :confused:

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All the advice you received is win-win. Definitely change your AV to a cock picture, while cross dressing.
Send her a PM and be very persistent. By all means, keep sending PMs every 5 minutes. You will be sure to win her heart!
 
I have been meaning to PM you - but I'm a bad friend. ;)

P.S. - I love how the thread starts off with "Guys,...." and yet here we are.

If it started off with girls we probably would not have given it a second glance!

We do need a catch up!
 
I'm pretty sure the cock avatar is the way to go...

It's always been a winner for me.
 
Yeah, I KNOW I'm not the girl you're talking about - asshat, rubbing in your nice temps. :caning:

And isn't death a possibility for all of us? As for prison, well, I did once knock out my sister's tooth with a fish comb. I'm dangerous....

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You're a violent bitch, aren't you? I like that! I'll bet there's never a dull moment when FD is around. Are you and your sister close? Or do you just visit her when she needs a beating?

All the advice you received is win-win. Definitely change your AV to a cock picture, while cross dressing.
Send her a PM and be very persistent. By all means, keep sending PMs every 5 minutes. You will be sure to win her heart!

I wouldn't know where to find a big cock picture. It's not like I could take a snapshot of one, and the only porn I watch revolves around lesbians.
 
If it started off with girls we probably would not have given it a second glance!

We do need a catch up!

I hope you have something good and juicy! My life has been pretty lame...I can make some stuff up though.

The fish comb incident is a FACT though.
 
I hope you have something good and juicy! My life has been pretty lame...I can make some stuff up though.

The fish comb incident is a FACT though.

Now I have to post stalk you...fish comb incident??? Sounds interesting to say the least!
 
You're a violent bitch, aren't you? I like that! I'll bet there's never a dull moment when FD is around. Are you and your sister close? Or do you just visit her when she needs a beating?

Well, she is getting married next month. Think showing up with a posse of Juggalos would set the right tone?

And yeah, we're close now. But growing up..... well, the fish comb was the tip of the iceberg.

Now I have to post stalk you...fish comb incident??? Sounds interesting to say the least!

Lol - look up (in this thread), buttercup :kiss:
 
Well, she is getting married next month. Think showing up with a posse of Juggalos would set the right tone?

And yeah, we're close now. But growing up..... well, the fish comb was the tip of the iceberg.

Are you older or younger?

Sibling rivalries can be quite explosive. I think you should make out with her fiancé before the ceremony. That'll teach her.
 
There is this woman I've been fancying here on the General Board. She's incredibly sexy, and I can't stop thinking about her. The problem is....she doesn't even know I exist.

What can I do to garner her attention?



Ask about her bleached asshole.
 
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