By Request... Pmann Pic Thread

[Lord Pmann]

First of all, that's a horse and not a cow. And it was a fine horse at that. Whatever the best, most expensive breeds are. That's what he was. His name was Secretariat or something.

Secondly, glad ye enjoy the pics. They're pretty damned classy. My favourite is the consistency of the cock size.

 

[Connubium]

First of all, that's a horse and not a cow. And it was a fine horse at that. Whatever the best, most expensive breeds are. That's what he was. His name was Secretariat or something.

Secondly, glad ye enjoy the pics. They're pretty damned classy. My favourite is the consistency of the cock size.

Never have I seen such a consistently large cock, Viagra or just sheer, raw sexual power?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Never have I seen such a consistently large cock, Viagra or just sheer, raw sexual power?

You haven't. Nor will you. And ladies go ahead and download these pics before someone else comes and buys the rights to them so they can keep them for themselves. Connubium has been making offers in the seven-figure range. But that's really lowballing me.

 

[Saucyminx]

Pmann, I didn't notice any balls at all in your pics. . . . low or otherwise.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pmann, I didn't notice any balls at all in your pics. . . . low or otherwise.

Oh, they are there. But they are kind of small. About the size of grapefruits. Or maybe seedless watermelons.

 

[Connubium]

Oh, they are there. But they are kind of small. About the size of grapefruits. Or maybe seedless watermelons.

I assumed they were hidden behind your monster cock, or that I was blinded by it's magnificence and I was physically unable of seeing anything else.

Also it's not classy discussing money related things in the threads, I expect any offers I make to you to be kept private from now on.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I assumed they were hidden behind your monster cock, or that I was blinded by it's magnificence and I was physically unable of seeing anything else.

Also it's not classy discussing money related things in the threads, I expect any offers I make to you to be kept private from now on.

Are you questioning my class?!?!?! I am the classiest fucker here. I masturbate with a monocle, a top hat and a fox stole. And to top it off, I hold out my pinky. I'm the Monopoly Man of masturbation.

 

[whynotjustsayit]

Are you questioning my class?!?!?! I am the classiest fucker here. I masturbate with a monocle, a top hat and a fox stole. And to top it off, I hold out my pinky. I'm the Monopoly Man of masturbation.

Okay, thaaaaaaaaat's..... an interesting mental image.

 

[Connubium]

Are you questioning my class?!?!?! I am the classiest fucker here. I masturbate with a monocle, a top hat and a fox stole. And to top it off, I hold out my pinky. I'm the Monopoly Man of masturbation.

Do you enjoy a 'rich man's buffet'? That's where you eat caviar and truffles out of the other persons ass crack. I don't think there's anything classier, well I've never tried anything classier anyway.

I want to see you bent over, staring over your shoulder seductively through that monocle.

 

[Lord Pmann]

As long as you're taking requests, I'd like a close up of that hand action thanks.

Your wish is my command.

And Connubium... as soon as the check clears.

 

[Connubium]

And yet... I'm still waiting!

Sometimes he takes a while, but it's so very worth it.

 

[Lord Pmann]

As I said before, this isn't like some Rembrandt or Monet that jus gets swiftly put together. This is art. Amazing art. It takes time. I'm sure I could be bribed to speed up the process though...

 

[ncman_02]

Your profile is so sad now Pretty Kitty. And it sad to trust someone and then they betray you..
Not all men are like that, but it only takes one...

 

[Lord Pmann]

The Monopoly Man Of Masturbation

http://filefap.com/view/2527723_uy7ya

Check it out... pinky action and everything. Click on the link for a bigger pic. It said "Cock too big to post". I had to minimize it. But notice the monocle, fox stole and extended pinky.

 

[SmileyGirl]

http://filefap.com/view/2527723_uy7ya

Check it out... pinky action and everything. Click on the link for a bigger pic. It said "Cock too big to post". I had to minimize it. But notice the monocle, fox stole and extended pinky.

You do know you will have this affect on all the laydeees now?

 

[Lord Pmann]

^^^^
Yeah. Class goes a long way.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'd want you even without your monacle, but the pinky is a little too experimental for me.

We will use your hand then.

 

[blulilacgrl]

I'd want you even without your monacle, but the pinky is a little too experimental for me.

I don't know Rainshine... I think the fur stole is negotiable but the monocle and top hat are a must.

Although now that I think about it, monocle, top hat.... all he's missing is the cane and he would look like Mr. Peanut. Do you think he is trying to be ironic?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don't know Rainshine... I think the fur stole is negotiable but the monocle and top hat are a must.

Although now that I think about it, monocle, top hat.... all he's missing is the cane and he would look like Mr. Peanut. Do you think he is trying to be ironic?

Assssssssshooooooooooole.

Rainshine will love me for all my good qualities.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Ok Pmann. You promised me one of you blindfolded. I'm am waiting for my request!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I see. Perhaps I am not very good at following directions. Or remembering what I say I will do.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Assssssssshooooooooooole.

Rainshine will love me for all my good qualities.

Hey I noted the irony of a huge cock resembling a peanut!!

 

[blulilacgrl]

I have no idea who Mr. Peanut might be, but I am now very concerned these images are in fact... doctored.

[laughs]

sorry... here


Mr. Peanut is the advertising logo, mascot and recently, spokes-peanut of Planters, an American snack-food company and division of Kraft Foods. He consists of a drawing of an anthropomorphic peanut in its shell dressed in the formal clothing of an old-fashioned gentleman: a top hat, monocle, white gloves, spats, tights and a cane.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You girls are mean.

 

[blulilacgrl]

You girls are mean.

Awww... now you know we love you monocle, top hat and all. Although I do think you should trade the fur stole for some spats. Maybe a bow tie. Cuz bow ties are cool.