...but not in the living room.

[Peregrinator]

At least they're drinking it out of a glass, but not in the living room.

.....

 

[RobDownSouth]

straight to the arse is not always a bad thing, but not in the living room

 

[cookiejar]

I want a banana split but not in the living room.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Between Mona, Wings, Riles, Honey, Lori, Pink, Grace, etc. etc. a girl could get an inferiority complex here, but not in the living room.

 

[cookiejar]

I want to tie down Robdownsouth and tickle his feet with a feather - but not in the living room.

 

[Wings27]

I really turn me on, but not in the living room.

I knew it.

 

[thør]

Do you want me to kick some ass? Because I will, but not in the living room.

.....

 

[RobDownSouth]

Tø quøte Jøhnny Carsøn, "Sømewhere, there's an unhappy walrus, but nøt in the living røøm"

.....

 

[Wings27]

Why, WHY are you not seizing the dick? Carpe diem, but not in the living room!
.

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[Wings27]

Or happiness, but not in the living room.

Suck it

 

[Saint Peter]

...




Ishmael, but not in the living room.

.....

 

[MakersandIce]

Hey, I'll cop to "dangerous"

, but not in the living room.

 

[thør]

Sweet Tea on the rocks for me. A lemon wedge for that extra bite. Shaken, not stirred, but not in the living room.

.....

 

[MakersandIce]

....., but not in the living room.

......

 

[thør]

fuck waffles, but not in the living room

.....

 

[neci]

, but not in the living room.

.....

 

[Farrah]

.....

*giggles*

 

[RobDownSouth]

Payback time!

I would hit on you in a bar, but not in the living room.

Story of my life.

 

[butters]

lance used to be fun, but not in the living room

.......

 

[RobDownSouth]

Rare Chipbutty Snark!

i've a feeling you could carry off most looks if you decided you wanted to, but not in the living room.

.....

 

[butters]

.......

 

[butters]

Describe your sex life with a movie title

Its all the rage on fb right now. I can only imagine how much fun the lit responses will be. I'll start - but not in the living room.

 

[butters]

I do not like tattoos because they are a fashion phenomenon.

I do not like people who have a tattoo.

In my view tattooed people are boring, but not in the living room.

 

[Sam37]

I need to take Nipples off ignore.....................but not in the living room.

 

[thør]

I find the whole idea of masturbation to be disturbing. Gross even, but not in the living room.

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