sweepthefloor
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I love reading this thread. It is interesting, funny, and some of the pics really grab me.
Just thought I'd let you guys know you are appreciated.
Heyy thanks.
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I love reading this thread. It is interesting, funny, and some of the pics really grab me.
Just thought I'd let you guys know you are appreciated.
seconded...
some of the most
deliciously disturbing
writing
being done here.
I once read a story, perhaps apocryphal, where a surgeon in mid-operation called for a particular instrument. The scrub nurse handed it to him, whereupon he realized he had asked for the wrong one. According to the narrative, he threw it on the floor in disgust and told the nurse, "Don't give me what I ask for; give me what I need."I just figured it all out.....
Nurses-
Anticipate the needs of others before it is asked for or needed.
I figured it out by communicating with a person who can not speak but understands: Expressive Aphasia. Somehow I still understand!
Then I realized: we always do this- always anticipating needs to prevent problems.
It's a default mechanism.
How strange!
Love me love me.
This is true. It happened to a friend of a friend of mine. Only it was Cleveland, not Tanzania, and the dog was a squirrel, not a ferret.I once read a story, perhaps apocryphal, where a surgeon in mid-operation called for a particular instrument. The scrub nurse handed it to him, whereupon he realized he had asked for the wrong one. According to the narrative, he threw it on the floor in disgust and told the nurse, "Don't give me what I ask for; give me what I need."
Awwww, come on. It wasn't that improbable.This is true. It happened to a friend of a friend of mine. Only it was Cleveland, not Tanzania, and the dog was a squirrel, not a ferret.
You know what fixes that? Salad dressing.8 hours and 20 minutes in shift and I finally got a runner in my nylons.
Feels fucking great.
Miracle sauce fixes everything!You know what fixes that? Salad dressing.
Yes- old school nurse-ish."nylons"?? Like old school nurses in white stockings and shoes?
Doesn't everyone wear scrubs & jelly clogs now a days?
Scrubs with teddy bears and such.
I suppose if I were the private duty nurse on a long term basis in this particular situation… He would have to verbalize this need before I would create a specialized care plan--if he did make his needs known: I would go to my Dad’s shop and build a special bed for him that had a space for his face- with a hole in it so that he could be positioned on his belly without fear of suffocation.Here is a question that I always wondered about.
Suppose there is some guy without arms or legs and is bedridden. He has all his facilities and does not have a significant other. How can he whack off? Does he call a nurse to roll the guy over? If so, how can the nurse assure the guy does not suffocate?
Giving the guy a handjob is out of the question because of those pesky laws...
I suppose if I were the private duty nurse on a long term basis in this particular situation… He would have to verbalize this need before I would create a specialized care plan--if he did make his needs known: I would go to my Dad’s shop and build a special bed for him that had a space for his face- with a hole in it so that he could be positioned on his belly without fear of suffocation.
I would place dirty magazines on the floor below his face so that he could look at pictures, and I would sit there and turn the pages till he found one that interests him. I would log roll some washcloths to place strategically around his pelvic area to provide more pressure. I would ensure privacy and safety then remove myself to the corner of the room and do my charting. Then I would clean him up, naturally.
I could rationalize this specialty bed on the fact that bed bound people need adequate turning and positioning to prevent skin breakdown. I wonder if the Insurance Company would provide reimbursement for the bed?
It is not just the laws that prevent the nurse from giving handy (even if we diminish the professional aspect of nurse -- patient notions) ...it is just too complex of a relationship to add any sexual dimensions when the needs of the patient are: total care, but I don't want to blow it and get all wordy here with the dynamics, unless of course you require an explanation.
gah my wording. I would clean him up as in: of course, cleaning the sperm off his belly and changing the sheets is the logical next step in my daily routine.Naturally, you would clean him up... or you would clean him up naturally? Either way, I love your creativity!
I suppose if I were the private duty nurse on a long term basis in this particular situation… He would have to verbalize this need before I would create a specialized care plan--if he did make his needs known: I would go to my Dad’s shop and build a special bed for him that had a space for his face- with a hole in it so that he could be positioned on his belly without fear of suffocation.
I thought it was an excellent reply to a question that I got the impression was meant to embarrass you.
But it also made me wonder if this should be referred to as "masturbedshun". 8)