As The Hospital Pervs

[jomar]

What will we play? Rape the nurse?

"Nurse! You mismanaged my patient's meds. I need a private word with you. Let's step into this closet. Now."

 

[sweepthefloor]

"Nurse! You mismanaged my patient's meds. I need a private word with you. Let's step into this closet. Now."

Hehehehe the problem is meds are always managed. Let's start over.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I am the master detangler.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I'll have a side order of adrenaline with my 12s.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Internal MD: Sit down, have lunch sometime.
Me: No, but thank you do much.
Internal MD: You just like running around.

Heeheheheehheehhehe runs around with nurses (?)

 

[neci]

*soaks up giggles*

 

[sweepthefloor]

*soaks up giggles*

Mm hm and I didn't sleep till after midnight last night. I am dragging clogs!
Good thing I'm pulled to a more stable unit, but then again it's making me sleepier.

I'll be slap silly worthy of a giggle at 1500 hour when I drink coffee brush my teeth and pretend I just got here.

Oh! I'm nursing the 5-O that has my patient shackled.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Oh lovers of metal hand/ankle cuffs- do not forget to check skin integrity often. Just reminding you in case you forgot.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Let's play rape the nurse and cut off my white top with pink handled trauma shears.

 

[contrifan32]

Let's play rape the nurse and cut off my white top with pink handled trauma shears.

Start with the shears and tear.... or clean through?

 

[sweepthefloor]

Start with the shears and tear.... or clean through?

I haven't thought about technique/details.

 

[contrifan32]

I haven't thought about technique/details.

Let me know if you come up with something

 

[sweepthefloor]

My blood cultures are growing gram postive giggle mania, in their bottles times two.

Infectious Diease would say: it's a contaminant!

 

[jomar]

I should have known better!

 

[neci]

i got it on me again.

 

[sweepthefloor]

We are all innocculated.

 

[sweepthefloor]

That was a strange shift on a strange floor. I was like: is anybody gonna call the sup for staffing? It's 1850--- I got the deer in headlights look.

 

[neci]

just follow the light.

 

[sweepthefloor]

just follow the light.

I almost followed the light to the bar, but then I looked at myself in my nurse outfit and drove home.

 

[neci]

I almost followed the light to the bar, but then I looked at myself in my nurse outfit and drove home.

you could have gotten seriously drunk in the nurses outfit. best to play safe.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Instead of getting tipsy- I am home reading about neurosyphilis. It always comes up as a differential diagnosis.

 

[sweepthefloor]

you could have gotten seriously drunk in the nurses outfit. best to play safe.

Aww the outfit is not that cute.

 

[neci]

Aww the outfit is not that cute.

i would hit on you in a bar.

 

[sweepthefloor]

i would hit on you in a bar.

I would be flattered.

 

[jomar]

Instead of getting tipsy- I am home reading about neurosyphilis. It always comes up as a differential diagnosis.

I get tipsy reading about neurosyphilis but go with NOS.