NightL
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The very best advice on this subject (and no its not a sign I'm a genius
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The very best advice on this subject (and no its not a sign I'm a genius
Ask your wife for permission first.
No seriously, affairs never ever stay private, people always find out or suspect and keep a closer eye and figure it out. It is only a matter of time before your wife figures it out or someone tells her.
Besides which, unless your lover hates you, which of course can't happen because she wouldn't have sex with you anyway, probabilities are very high she will decide she loves you and you should leave your wife for her, at which point she will probably call your wife and tell her everything.
Hey everyone,
I'm a married guy who has taken notice of a girl at work. I would love to approach her about starting something, but I have no idea how. Any advice?
Noor's office affair advice:
1) Use condoms NO MATTER what. Sharing STDS is really uncool. Pregnancy is expensive.
2) Choose women with the same name as your wife or practice using honey, sweetheart, darlin' whatever you call your wife.
3) Pick someone who doesn't like you too much and you don't like them beyond the acquaintance level.
4) Check out company policy on relationships
5) Check morals clause in your employment contract
6) Always take a shower after sex before you go home.
7) Keep to your standard routine.
8) Do NOT make the affair person a more intimate friend than your wife.
9) Never tell your wife unless you plan to leave her. Relationships rarely recover from affairs and it seriously damages the innocence spouse's ability to trust for future relationships.
10) Keep in mind that children usually also feel betrayed by cheating.
11) Plan what happens when your wife suspects.
12) Keep your lover and wife very happy and sexually satisfied.
13) Same rules apply to cheating on your lover.
14) Plan what happens when your wife finds out.
Successful affairs are a lot of work. Don't even think about it if you can't handle the consequences. Losing your family and job are real possibilities, and Fatal Attraction does happen. Remember all the parties involved, your wife, family, co-worker, the men in their lives and family. If you are part of a small community or strong church be prepared to be ostracized if they find out.
Every married guy who cheats thinks no one will ever find out, but do a poll on lit and see how many of the cheating men here were caught by someone. You can control what you do, you can't control what the other person will do. You might think you know someone enough to trust them but you probably don't. When circumstances change people do too.
I know one guy who basically lost everyone (except his mom) and not even his now grown kids will speak to him. He has grand kids he has never met.