BeachMomma
Sweet n Innocent
- Joined
- Jun 27, 2012
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It's like all the girls over the years that hid their sexual attraction to me behind hostility and restraining orders/pepper spray.
Nothing says, "I want you" like having the object of your desire arrested, hauled in front of a judge, and giving a face full of pepper spray.
I believe I read that in a Hallmark card.