NippleMuncher
Masticatus Nipplicanis
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Somebody give her a sammich, she's way too skinny!
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Yet for all of that, she was transparent, two-dimensional...I could see right through her.
Somebody give her a sammich, she's way too skinny!
Last time I looked, which is all the time, boobs are on the outside, and I absolutely do appreciate their beauty!
I guess that was my point, though poorly conveyed due to lack of sleep. That of course you would say that about someone's inner beauty.
But seriously, look at that first pic...see how those femoral heads nestle inside those acetabula? Don't tell me that didn't excite you a little??
Or the caustrophrenic angles on those lungs???
LMAO. It's really kind of sad what an xray nerd I am!
We put up the Christmas tree tonight. We're taking bets who'll knock it down first - the cat who still thinks she's a kitten and is also known as the Great White Hunter or the 120 pound labrador retriever who is still VERY much a puppy! Side bet - how many days it stays upright.
Our cat is a tiny little thing; she might weigh 5 pounds soaking wet, but that's a generous estimate. As I said before, the lab is 120 pounds. She's a gentle giant, but she IS a giant. (We nicknamed her The Moose. lol) The cat is barely as big as the dog's head.Our cat liked to bring her toys (her prey) and hide them in the tree.
Egg nog - you mysterious, sweet, rich, dairy treat.
Why is it that come December, I crave you. My day brightens when I discover your arrival in the dairy case. I order egg nog lattes... me, a black coffee drinker 11 months of the year. Who does that?
Bottles of rum, cinnamon, and nutmeg are often found together, conspiring on the kitchen island instead of in their respective cupboards when you are around.
You make sitting by the fire "warmer", even when partnered with ice cubes in a glass.
Yet, every year, around New Years, you and my palate first stop speaking, then turn your backs on one another completely.
In January, when I push my shopping cart past the dairy case and see you there in your festive cartons, I think. "Bleh, how can anyone drink that mare's piss?"
Every year, the same.
Christmas Cards - necessary evil. Ugh. Poor trees.
Heh. I totally read the title of Emerson's post as "Egg Nog Enema."
Also, your new av is freaking me out!
Says the lady with an endoskeleton on her exoskeleton party dress.
Your av is from one of my very favorite movies, and I thought that part was creepy as hell. Of course Pan wasn't exactly a looker either.Says the lady with an endoskeleton on her exoskeleton party dress.
I thought of you at Target yesterday. They have a cookie stamper to use on regular gingerbread men. You stamp them and bake and then fill the dent with white icing and voila'! little skeleton gingerbread guys.I see your point. At least my freakishly exposed endoskeleton is human, though!
Your av is from one of my very favorite movies, and I thought that part was creepy as hell. Of course Pan wasn't exactly a looker either.
I thought of you at Target yesterday. They have a cookie stamper to use on regular gingerbread men. You stamp them and bake and then fill the dent with white icing and voila'! little skeleton gingerbread guys.
Gingerdead men
I thought of you at Target yesterday. They have a cookie stamper to use on regular gingerbread men. You stamp them and bake and then fill the dent with white icing and voila'! little skeleton gingerbread guys.
I saw this the other day on one of my crap sites.
http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-81896639215747_2236_105994894
Christopher, Christopher, Christopher.