hotoldrguy
Mr. Smooth
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What already! You were supposed to go before you left home!
The 2019 Litties Red Carpet Special
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beachbaby179
pearls go with everything
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Hotwords, I have a seat right here next to me, sweetie. Cum sit down.
Jd192235
Dude with a tude
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Sorry, I can’t walk very well in my dildo dress.
Love this sb. Did your grandma really crochet it after bfg locked my closet I don’t think I can trust her ...
IhateClowns
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I'm just wearing the usual formal dress shirt.
I'm also hoping SB wins for best Ampics thread!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are not allowed to sit in the front row.
hotwords229_A
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hotwords229_A
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Chris_Michael
2B or Not 2B
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lol it's a video game. It's an online version of the game Mafia if you've ever heard of it.
IhateClowns
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The award show starts in 20 minutes as I have to limber up. This whole Cirque Du Solei things has kicked my ass. I started practicing it 20 minutes ago. I have only pulled 3 hamstrings so far,
Suz_anne
A Bit of Alright
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Too distracting?
He doesn't want to drool while performing his hosting duties.
Shi_One81
100% that bitch
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IhateClowns
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I have lol. My wife plays it. I can't get into though
barefootgirl69
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IhateClowns
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Too distracting?
There is only 1 type of stirrer I enjoy in my coffee and it is made of plastic.
Chris_Michael
2B or Not 2B
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lovetopleasewomen
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When I told you I can't hold my liquor, this is what I meant.
I'm wearing my red & green elf thong.
I want to see who is going to hand the award for Lit's sexiest male to Corbal!
hotwords229_A
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barefootgirl69
Wild Little Cupcake
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IhateClowns
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I’ll sit in front of him, but backwards so I can watch... or something*
Such a giver.
Jd192235
Dude with a tude
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Trust me! Have I ever steered you wrong?
If you're nekkid, there's a seat beside me.
Want some popcorn? Don’t mind if there’s movement as you reach into the bucket
Suz_anne
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When I told you I can't hold my liquor, this is what I meant.
I'm wearing my red & green elf thong.
I want to see who is going to hand the award for Lit's sexiest male to Corbal!
I wanna watch, too. Especially if the award is the Golden Wang like it was in years past.
PrettyLilPussy19
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No dress for PLP.
Chris_Michael
2B or Not 2B
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Need help... I mean, time...to rub it out?
Yes.
Oh you were talking to him? Oh well nvm
AbsintheFather
Passing some time
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Whew, made it. Traffic is rough this time of night,
hotwords229_A
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Mei5ter
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*buys PLP *lots* of extra tit tape just in case there are any wardrobe malfunctions*No dress for PLP.
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