2 Lies and a 1 Truth

1 actually, I'm the wank ninja! :D



I'll pick Door #2

The only appendage I've NEVER broken a bone in is:

1) Left arm
2) Right leg
3) Left leg

Door number three was correct for me.

I'm going with number 3 for you.

1) I have to go to work tomorrow.
2) I don't have a meeting at work tomorrow.
3) I have the whole weekend off.
 
Door number three was correct for me.

I'm going with number 3 for you.

1) I have to go to work tomorrow.
2) I don't have a meeting at work tomorrow.
3) I have the whole weekend off.

I hope #3 is true :)

1.) I have a brown belt in karate
2.) I've eaten in El Bulli
3.) I speak Norwegian
 
Three?

i) I've ridden an ostrich

ii) I've ridden a camel

iii) I've ridden an elephant.

I'm guessing iii)

1) I've had a threesome on prom night

2) I didn't start drinking till I was 25

3) I've been to New Zealand
 
I'm guessing iii)

1) I've had a threesome on prom night

2) I didn't start drinking till I was 25

3) I've been to New Zealand

#2?


1) I've spent a month without wearing shoes, ever

2) I was mugged in Santo Domingo

3) I voted for Justin Trudeau
 
#2?


1) I've spent a month without wearing shoes, ever

2) I was mugged in Santo Domingo

3) I voted for Justin Trudeau

Is it (3)?

(#) I have had a threesome with my boyfriend and his brother.

(##) An ex boyfriend has posted a sex tape with me in it, and it is still out there.

(###) I lost my virginity to a man twice my age.
 
My Guess is (# #) 2, Not cool if it really did happen
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1) Landed not in my assigned seat but in an airplane lavatory
2) Received a blow job in a movie theater and came before the movie even started
3) Sold a phone and forgot to erase everything back to factory settings, and and have come across one of the pictures on a amateur site.

Mine = (1), yours 1 as well?

(1) I am left handed, but throw with my right.
(2) 'Early On', I threw up all over a dude trying to deep throat him.
(3) I broke my collar bone falling off a horse.
 
Mine = (1), yours 1 as well?

(1) I am left handed, but throw with my right.
(2) 'Early On', I threw up all over a dude trying to deep throat him.
(3) I broke my collar bone falling off a horse.

I am thinking # 2 is the lie.

(1) I threw up on a Red Cross volunteer after giving blood.
(2) I sang onstage with Foreigner years ago.
(3) I have driven a motorcycle at over 90 MPH.
 
I am thinking # 2 is the lie.

(1) I threw up on a Red Cross volunteer after giving blood.
(2) I sang onstage with Foreigner years ago.
(3) I have driven a motorcycle at over 90 MPH.

I am pretty sure it is 1.

1. I can type over 70 words per minute
2. I have been swimming in three seas
3. I have a pick up truck
 
I am pretty sure it is 1.

1. I can type over 70 words per minute
2. I have been swimming in three seas
3. I have a pick up truck

Nope, it was #3 for me.

I am thinking #1 for you, though!:)

(1) I've been swimming in 3 seas, myself.
(2) I've published an erotic story that has sold over 1000 copies on Smashwords.
(3) I've sung in an Italian castle.
 
Nope, it was #3 for me.

I am thinking #1 for you, though!:)

(1) I've been swimming in 3 seas, myself.
(2) I've published an erotic story that has sold over 1000 copies on Smashwords.
(3) I've sung in an Italian castle.

You>3
1. I have a degree in Chemical Engineering
2. I have had had numerous news interviews broadcast in several states
3. I was once lost for a day in a national Forrest until someone’s pet dog stumbled on me and I followed the dog out.
 
You>3
1. I have a degree in Chemical Engineering
2. I have had had numerous news interviews broadcast in several states
3. I was once lost for a day in a national Forrest until someone’s pet dog stumbled on me and I followed the dog out.

My lie was #2...

Hmmm...I am thinking #3 is the lie, but only because there is only 1 "r" in forest. Very impressive!

(1) I have milked dairy goats by hand.
(2) I have milked the venom from rattlesnakes.
(3) I have made cheese from dairy cows.
 
My lie was #2...

Hmmm...I am thinking #3 is the lie, but only because there is only 1 "r" in forest. Very impressive!

(1) I have milked dairy goats by hand.
(2) I have milked the venom from rattlesnakes.
(3) I have made cheese from dairy cows.

Nope #1 was the lie…but barely so…missed the extra r so sorry about that…
2 would be your fib
1. I’ve managed the public safety side of a major disaster
2. I’ve been trapped inside of a burning car
3. I’ve ridden a motorcycle from coast to coast.
 
My lie was #2...

Hmmm...I am thinking #3 is the lie, but only because there is only 1 "r" in forest. Very impressive!

(1) I have milked dairy goats by hand.
(2) I have milked the venom from rattlesnakes.
(3) I have made cheese from dairy cows.

I think 1 is your truth.

1) I have shot a buck
2) I have caught a 7.3 pound bass
3) I have helped butcher a pig.
 
Nope #1 was the lie…but barely so…missed the extra r so sorry about that…
2 would be your fib
1. I’ve managed the public safety side of a major disaster
2. I’ve been trapped inside of a burning car
3. I’ve ridden a motorcycle from coast to coast.

Wow! These are all so exciting! Okay, #2 must be the lie, because just too terrifying to be true. (And you are right...no rattlesnake milking for me
(1) I have rescued baby opposums from their hit-by-a-car mother's pouch..)
(2) I have played with a polar bear's toes.
(3) I have been a 1st grade teacher.
 
Wow! These are all so exciting! Okay, #2 must be the lie, because just too terrifying to be true. (And you are right...no rattlesnake milking for me
(1) I have rescued baby opposums from their hit-by-a-car mother's pouch..)
(2) I have played with a polar bear's toes.
(3) I have been a 1st grade teacher.

At first I thought 2. My second thought was 2 also.

1. I have eaten whale
2. I have climbed two mountains in one day
3. I have been to a world series game
 
At first I thought 2. My second thought was 2 also.

1. I have eaten whale
2. I have climbed two mountains in one day
3. I have been to a world series game

Haha! I have played with polar bear toes! But have never been a first grade teacher.

I think #3 is your fib!

(1) I have been in a stretch limo.
(2) I have been in a helicopter.
(3) I have been an engineer on a train.
 
Haha! I have played with polar bear toes! But have never been a first grade teacher.

I think #3 is your fib!

(1) I have been in a stretch limo.
(2) I have been in a helicopter.
(3) I have been an engineer on a train.

Dang you got me!

I think yours is 3.

1. I have been in a helicopter
2. I have planted a garden
3. I have had sex with two different women in the same 24 hr period
 
Dang you got me!

I think yours is 3.

1. I have been in a helicopter
2. I have planted a garden
3. I have had sex with two different women in the same 24 hr period

:eek:

Mine was #1.

I am thinking #2 for you.

(1) I have 18 pairs of shoes.
(2) I still wear dresses that I had in college (30 years ago...)
(3) I have a violin that is 225 years old.
 
:eek:

Mine was #1.

I am thinking #2 for you.

(1) I have 18 pairs of shoes.
(2) I still wear dresses that I had in college (30 years ago...)
(3) I have a violin that is 225 years old.

I guess #3 is true

1) I have crashed my motorcycle going in excess of 100mph
2) I own 5 cars
3) I have driven a Formula 1 car
 
I guess #3 is true

1) I have crashed my motorcycle going in excess of 100mph
2) I own 5 cars
3) I have driven a Formula 1 car

#1 unless you snipped somebody elses trackday avatar

1) I've been banned from three tracks for doing burnouts in the pits, while wearing flip-flops & chugging a beer

2) I own a $500 car but a $20k bike, priorities

3) I ride like a pussy and have never dumped a bike, ever.
 
#1 unless you snipped somebody elses trackday avatar

1) I've been banned from three tracks for doing burnouts in the pits, while wearing flip-flops & chugging a beer

2) I own a $500 car but a $20k bike, priorities

3) I ride like a pussy and have never dumped a bike, ever.

2?

1) I once got locked out on my balcony naked.
2) I have over 30 pairs of shoes
3) I accidentally shot my Dad's pickup truck with a .22
 
2?

1) I once got locked out on my balcony naked.
2) I have over 30 pairs of shoes
3) I accidentally shot my Dad's pickup truck with a .22

Haa haa #1, but probably #3

And mine was #3. Dropped a few bikes but never wrecked. More & more I get the feeling I'm due.


1) I've spent more on clothes in a year than my ex-wife
2) I've worn converse Chuck Taylor's to a wedding
3) I had 500 guests at my wedding
 
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