ILoveBaconWrappedTitties
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I need to get my pretty mug up as an AV. What's the quickest way to get to 100?
What's the quickest way to 100?
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13Fantasies
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Fierywhore
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Any of the word games, or comment on fun playground threads
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Send inappropriate PMs, then respond to all the posts everyone makes about the perv who won't quit sending them pics of his ass with half a Darth Vader action figure sticking out
ILoveBaconWrappedTitties
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Depends on my mood personally
ILoveBaconWrappedTitties
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Ironically my penis looks like a Darth Vader action figure. Especially when he wears his helmet.
ILoveBaconWrappedTitties
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I think how many times did you cum today is probably the funnest thread.
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I feel like you're telling me that you'll be sending out pics of your own dick sticking out of your ass. Who am I to call that impossible?
ILoveBaconWrappedTitties
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I don't practice Yoga and I do not have a selfie stick to pull that pic off.
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Hmmmmmmmm
ILoveBaconWrappedTitties
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I don't like the way my two-year-old looks at me when he tells me it's time to wipe his bottom. I don't like that he demands it. I mean I know he can't wipe his own bottom well, but youd think he would be able to ask politely. It's not like I want to do it either.
ILoveBaconWrappedTitties
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Post an introduction thread in the General Board.
You're wlcome.
The GB is full of happy sunshine puppy dogs and rainbow people.
Or so I've heard.
ILoveBaconWrappedTitties
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How do I get one of those proud playgrounder numbers? I want to feel like I'm part of the "in crowd" as well.
jezzilee
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It is...I don't consider myself a here or there kind of chick I just post where I want to. I do, however, have a pg number.
ILoveBaconWrappedTitties
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It is...I don't consider myself a here or there kind of chick I just post where I want to. I do, however, have a pg number.
Hmmmmm. So what's the initiation process to get a PG number? Win a game of chutes and ladders while masturbating to the sound of an ice cream truck?
jezzilee
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Swallow
ILoveBaconWrappedTitties
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You're skating a fine line there buddy...
Who's alt are you doing?
What fine line?
Da doo da doo, da diddly doo, da doo da do da doo doo.
Gets me hard every time.
ILoveBaconWrappedTitties
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Tern.
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Pre-cum?
jezzilee
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Blue footed boobie
ILoveBaconWrappedTitties
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Sasquatch.
