Five things...

Well - as I was sitting in my van (tinted windows) with that vibrator, I wasn't sure if it was kinda hot or pretty sad. Either way, it was "me" time.

Almost Jinx on your #5 - I said I wanted to be Dave's sidekick on Dave's Old Porn show! I love Dave Attell!

hijack over.

That's not sad at all.....and I'm not just saying that because the thought of it is hot as hell. We all need to....unwind.....and the fact you either felt so comfortable where you were/were so pent up you did something risky like that, is erotic as hell.

I haven't seen Dave's Old Porn Show.....definitely going to have to rectify that. And same here....the man is awesome. Got to work security for one of his shows once....unfortunately I didn't get to meet him.

:heart::heart::kiss::kiss::rose::rose:

I looooove you

"I know."

*smirks* Cute....very cute you two. *nerdgasm*

Awww. Fun!! :rose:

Five quotes that fit your life.

I feel like playing the last one as well.....
1. Dave Attell
2. Patrick Stewart/Ian McKellan
3. Anna Kendrick
4. H. John Benjamin
5. Guiellermo Del Toro


1. Do or do not, there is no try.
2. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back.
3. The thing about perfection is that it's unknowable, it's impossible, but it's also right in front of us all the time.
4. Do unto others as you'd want others to do unto you.
5. Semper Fidelis

Passing it on.
 
That's not sad at all.....and I'm not just saying that because the thought of it is hot as hell. We all need to....unwind.....and the fact you either felt so comfortable where you were/were so pent up you did something risky like that, is erotic as hell.

Thanks.

1. Do or do not, there is no try.
2. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back.
3. The thing about perfection is that it's unknowable, it's impossible, but it's also right in front of us all the time.
4. Do unto others as you'd want others to do unto you.
5. Semper Fidelis

Passing it on.

Five quotes that fit your life

1. Sometimes the things we can't change, end up changing us.
2. In the end there are only 3 things that matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of the things not meant for you.
3. People are never a burden. People have burdens, which, by definition, is something to heavy to carry on its own.
4. At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think.
5. The thing is, we think we have time.

Passing it on.
 
Five things reboot.

Name five super powers you'd like to have!!

Shame, would have loved to see more quotes, but looked like no one else was interested at the moment. Oh well.

1. The power to heal any disease.
2. The ability to turn invisible. (Not just for naughty reasons. But yes, somewhat for naughty reasons. I'm at least being honest. :p)
3. The power of flight (without being harmed or worrying about flying into birds/their mess or planes, or having wind resistance mess up my eyes).
4. Super deductive abilities.
5. The power.....to move you. ;)

Passing it on.
 
Shame, would have loved to see more quotes, but looked like no one else was interested at the moment. Oh well.

1. The power to heal any disease.
2. The ability to turn invisible. (Not just for naughty reasons. But yes, somewhat for naughty reasons. I'm at least being honest. :p)
3. The power of flight (without being harmed or worrying about flying into birds/their mess or planes, or having wind resistance mess up my eyes).
4. Super deductive abilities.
5. The power.....to move you. ;)

Passing it on.

You should use #4 to figure that out. ;)

1, the power to travel. Flight would be nice, pretty , if fast, but something faster, more instant and 'beaming up' here one minute, there the next might be easier on hair styles and present ability. And temperature control for wardrobes....flying I imagine in reality you always have to take something pretty warm and water proof with you. Not the worst trade off, but a little unsubtle in the Carribean, or Africa perhaps?

2. Regeneration. Injury and Health, aging, beauty, mind speed and ability, and perfect weight control after an ill advised cookie or glass of wine. Thus prolonguing the ultimate superpower any woman has: her figure and her apparent youth.

3. Communication with animals. Just being able to chat with them, reassure them, discuss what there dreams were about, whether they want chicken, lamb or tripe for supper.....just the simple things.

4. Super ability to learn. To really be able to have the knowledge I want stay in my head, and my grasp, after one read. Learn a language in an afternoon, understand a subject with one read, see concepts join up and relate as the understanding is thorough but disparate.

5.to always have the answer someone else needs. It would be wonderful to be able to help every one by giving them an answer that could enable them, and make them feel stronger, positive, not just by giving them something.

Pass this on again,

Your #5 = really good. :heart: I like the talking to animals, one, too.

My five super powers?

1. Like that empath on Star Trek - touch someone and heal them.
2. Ability to know if someone's lying to me. Maybe that's reading someone's thoughts?
3. Time travel
4. Super traveler! I'd like to be able to move from one place to the other. Star Trekkish again. Beam me up!
5. The ability to rid the world of cruel people. I don't have the balls to say in a really cruel way. More like being able to snap my fingers and make Kim Jong Un disappear.

Passing on - your five super hero powers??
 
You should use #4 to figure that out. ;)



Your #5 = really good. :heart: I like the talking to animals, one, too.

My five super powers?

1. Like that empath on Star Trek - touch someone and heal them.
2. Ability to know if someone's lying to me. Maybe that's reading someone's thoughts?
3. Time travel
4. Super traveler! I'd like to be able to move from one place to the other. Star Trekkish again. Beam me up!
5. The ability to rid the world of cruel people. I don't have the balls to say in a really cruel way. More like being able to snap my fingers and make Kim Jong Un disappear.

Passing on - your five super hero powers??

hehehe...well cookie, the last one was actually some lyrics to a song.....i wonder if anyone can guess it. ;) Though telekinesis would be pretty awesome. And I do agree, talking to animals like Dr. Dolittle or Wilbur talked to Mr. Ed would be awesome. Probably couldn't talk to an animal that I may end up eating later. Can just imagine that conversation later...."Hey where's Larry...." "Um...Jester....he was on your plate, man". Helluva awkward silence....
 
hehehe...well cookie, the last one was actually some lyrics to a song.....i wonder if anyone can guess it. ;) Though telekinesis would be pretty awesome. And I do agree, talking to animals like Dr. Dolittle or Wilbur talked to Mr. Ed would be awesome. Probably couldn't talk to an animal that I may end up eating later. Can just imagine that conversation later...."Hey where's Larry...." "Um...Jester....he was on your plate, man". Helluva awkward silence....

I'm recalling a song - but it's only you have the power to move me, i think??
 
1. Kiss everyone in the bed

2. Go and let the birds out and feed them. ( I hate the idea of them trapped in )

3. Feed other critters

4. In the cold months : light the fire and put the kettle on
In the warm months put the electric kettle on

5. Speak to g

So inflexible is my routine of animals first, people second in the morning that it makes me uncomfortable if I have someone with me and they want a hot drink first.

In the very coldest and darkest months I might set the fire first, put the kettle on, and get to come In to a hot drink waiting, but the delay of getting the vents on the wood stove closed makes me restless. g encourages me to take a hot drink out but...I rather drink after, or break the work into two loads if we have a full morning...say a barn to clean out or something : feed and liberate ( drink).

I hate the captivity, and my drink tastes ungood when tainted with worry and captor's guilt.

:eek:




Pass on question.


I want your morning. :heart:

Be crabby. I HAVE to.

Take care of the pets.

Coffee.

Phone.

MUSIC!!!

Pass it.
 
I want your morning. :heart:

Be crabby. I HAVE to.

Take care of the pets.

Coffee.

Phone.

MUSIC!!!

Pass it.


Get up and get the toddlers breakfast together, get toddler up and in booster seat turn on sesame street.

Make bottles for the babies, get them up, changed, and propped with bottles in the pack n play while toddler eats. Burp when finished and floor time on their adventure mat.

Uncover, feed, and water chicks in brooder. Check on girls in coop, release. Feed and water dog.

Kiss and hug Master goodbye. Clean and remove toddler from booster seat and set free. Sweep up kitchen as her breakfast has been spread far and wide.

Make myself toast, a cup of tea or water, sit and cruise over Lit.

Pass it.
 
Get up and get the toddlers breakfast together, get toddler up and in booster seat turn on sesame street.

Make bottles for the babies, get them up, changed, and propped with bottles in the pack n play while toddler eats. Burp when finished and floor time on their adventure mat.

Uncover, feed, and water chicks in brooder. Check on girls in coop, release. Feed and water dog.

Kiss and hug Master goodbye. Clean and remove toddler from booster seat and set free. Sweep up kitchen as her breakfast has been spread far and wide.

Make myself toast, a cup of tea or water, sit and cruise over Lit.

Pass it.

Open eyes and check emails.

Get ready for work and leave house without waking anyone else.

Drive to work with some loud obnoxious kick ass music blaring to get me in the right frame of mind for the day.

Arrive at work, walk round the factory to see what has and hasn't been done, and go through the day's job order with the first shift.

Make a big mug of coffee and granary toast and eat it sitting at my desk.

(And yes, I know it's sad that there is no mention of family in this :( I hate my life...)

Pass it on.
 
Open eyes and check emails.

Get ready for work and leave house without waking anyone else.

Drive to work with some loud obnoxious kick ass music blaring to get me in the right frame of mind for the day.

Arrive at work, walk round the factory to see what has and hasn't been done, and go through the day's job order with the first shift.

Make a big mug of coffee and granary toast and eat it sitting at my desk.

(And yes, I know it's sad that there is no mention of family in this :( I hate my life...)

Pass it on.

Usually lay there for fifteen-twenty minutes until the alarm goes off.

Sit up and shake last night off.

Find my boots, keys, knife, sunglasses, and whatever clothes I'm willing to destroy that day.

Brush my teeth.

Drive ten minutes, then change vehicles and drive another forty/hour depending on traffic ( coffee ends up in my hand at some point ).

--Pass it on--
 
Usually lay there for fifteen-twenty minutes until the alarm goes off.

Sit up and shake last night off.

Find my boots, keys, knife, sunglasses, and whatever clothes I'm willing to destroy that day.

Brush my teeth.

Drive ten minutes, then change vehicles and drive another forty/hour depending on traffic ( coffee ends up in my hand at some point ).

--Pass it on--

1. Wake up a few moments before the radio alarm goes off and listen to the news for 15-20 minutes curling my body against Mister's...he gets kisses and and a sleepy "I love you"
2. Take the only 2 pills that I am supposed to take. First thing. With water.
3. Do the ritual to make Mister coffee. Boil water, grind coffee, pour water over coffee in the french press, wait just the right amount of time, pour it off into whatever container is appropriate for the day of the week.
4. Feed and water the dog - let him out.
5. Check email and lit.

~ pass it on ~
 
I liked hearing how y'all got your day started... interesting!!

Five things you do before you go to bed...
 
I liked hearing how y'all got your day started... interesting!!

Five things you do before you go to bed...

1. Take the dog out for a final pee.
2. Lock all the doors.
3. Turn off lights.
4. Turn AC down to 68 degrees
5. Brush teeth

Five things that you need to get rid of in your home that you haven't used in a year.
 
1. Take the dog out for a final pee.
2. Lock all the doors.
3. Turn off lights.
4. Turn AC down to 68 degrees
5. Brush teeth

Five things that you need to get rid of in your home that you haven't used in a year.

1. Crib sets... yes, I know the kids are 10 and 8... but, I'm finding it hard to part with these!
2. Bread slicer
3. Some Pampered Chef casserole pans
4. Electric Pencil sharpener, I like to do it the old-fashioned way
5. Ceiling fans from the old house

Same question
 
1. Crib sets... yes, I know the kids are 10 and 8... but, I'm finding it hard to part with these!
2. Bread slicer
3. Some Pampered Chef casserole pans
4. Electric Pencil sharpener, I like to do it the old-fashioned way
5. Ceiling fans from the old house

Same question

1. Desk - I have a built in one now in my new apartment. Need to keep decluttering.
2. Desktop computer - my Sir helped me wipe it completely, now I need to get it out of here. And buy a laptop for personal use.
3. Framed art - reminds me too much of my ex, I need new stuff for the new me.
4. KitchenAid Mixer - yes, I know I should love this thing, but it's bulky and more trouble than it's worth. I need to sell it and all the attachments on craigslist or something.
5. Flour. Don't ask me why I have like 10 bags of self-rising flour. I honestly don't know and just hauled it here from the chest freezer in my old place. Now that it's not frozen, it's eventually going to go bad. Should have dumped it before I moved. What was I thinking?

Same question ;)
 
Five things I haven't used in a year and need to get rid of?

That's tough, we just moved here a year ago and downsized quite a bit (from 1700 square feet to about 700!)

1. Stuff I meant to put on ebay but never did. I should just donate it and be done with it.
2. Baseball cards - 1000's of them.
3. Toaster oven
4. 90 million dvd's we don't watch but can't get rid of because WE. JUST. MIGHT.
5. 3 old tower hard drives

Name five places on Lit you frequent.
 
Five things I haven't used in a year and need to get rid of?

That's tough, we just moved here a year ago and downsized quite a bit (from 1700 square feet to about 700!)

1. Stuff I meant to put on ebay but never did. I should just donate it and be done with it.
2. Baseball cards - 1000's of them.
3. Toaster oven
4. 90 million dvd's we don't watch but can't get rid of because WE. JUST. MIGHT.
5. 3 old tower hard drives

Name five places on Lit you frequent.

What's cooking, art and images, isolated blurts, Texas roll call, not your average pussy.
That last is a cat thread :cattail:
Pass it.
 
What's cooking, art and images, isolated blurts, Texas roll call, not your average pussy.
That last is a cat thread :cattail:
Pass it.

Glitter (!!!)
Oral servitude
Shankara
Control
Hairotica

Pass it on - 5 places you visit when you're here on Lit
 
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