MercutioStar
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Sep 11, 2015
- Posts
- 522
Why so serious? Just post dumb jokes and puns
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Time flies like an arrow...
Fruit flies like a banana....
Those jokes BUG me for some reason
OOOOPS...
Ding dong...the therapist opened the door, there stood a big naked man...with his penis sticking through a pear... the therapist scratched his head and said..."mmm I'm afraid I can't quite figure out what emotion you represent?...The man in a deep voice said..."I'm fucking dispear!!" ( THIS PEAR ...GET IT?)
A Jewish kids asks his dad, "hey dad, can I have $50?"
His father replies, "$40? What do you need $30 for?"
Yeah, that's just offensive...
Yeah, that's just offensive...
Really? Sorry, I think it's pretty funny.
MercutioStar
I think I love you!
A joke thread is just what was missing!
Yeah, that's just offensive...