Boredom has sharp fangs and bites chunks out of your ass
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ElPila
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I have no idea. I think I found it by googling "penis fruit".
Is that Salma Hayek drinking orange juice?
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looks like winona ryder
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I concur. However, do we know what kind of vegetable (if it is, in fact, a vegetable) juice she is drinking?
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as I grew up, I often heard
tales of a distant land
where mortals went to seek
what they could never understand
an island in splendid isolation
twelve leagues beyond the sea strand
it was, all claimed, the only place
where boredom never showed its hand
later still, when I was all grown up
I did slowly begin to understand
one thing that we all do feel is
the lonely mind is a desolate land
so ventured out, did I at last
to bond with those of same desire
but the digital gods of this brave new world
to confound me did they conspire
to be contd....
Ramya
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SwtSassyNrse26
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Its in the fruit family
~aspiring horticulturalist
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Did ancient Mesopotamians farm potatoes? That might be an interesting topic for discussion.
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LMAO this thread is cracking me up.
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I'm pretty sure potatoes never left the Americas till Europeans settled there. Mesopotamians mostly farmed gnomes who shoot Sittles from their dicks when they cum.
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You grow weed in your closet?
Moon_Kyoung_ja
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<===== Dumber than potatoes
Another reason why I'm such a lousy conversationalist
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<===== Dumber than potatoes
Another reason why I'm such a lousy conversationalist
You seem to be conversating just fine.
Moon_Kyoung_ja
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I fake it by stealing all of my best lines.
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Like what? I'll be back? I'll buy that for a dollar?
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If I was a guy...I'd message you.
bigbrother1111
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I am sure you would as most of them can't seem to read and understand simple english.
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Who needs literacy when you can just mass-mail cock shots. That never fails.
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