Austin8
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and you get back a Jumanji gameAnd you get back an unlucky rabbits foot (for the rabbit, that is).
I put in a haunted ouija board...
I put in a tractor tire
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and you get back a Jumanji gameAnd you get back an unlucky rabbits foot (for the rabbit, that is).
I put in a haunted ouija board...
and you get back a Jumanji game
I put in a tractor tire
...and you get a lovely redneck-stlyed black, rubber planter with a tree in the center of it in your yard.
I put in a smooshed AC condensor...
and you get a ripple which drips water.
I put in a LED light
You get back a broken flashlight. Sorry something is wrong with the vending machine today.
I put in my cell phone...
and you get a call from me
I put in a swatch of red satin
and you'll get the DNA report in the mail together with a new "Swatch" watch.
I put in a small red button
And you get back a large purple dragon. Don't ask me why it's purple and not red. I told ya the machine is broken.
I put in a piece of lint from the floor...
and the cleaner crew want it back.
I put in a pair of purple dragon-skin shoes.
and you get a purple polka dot bikiniand you get a yellow poke a dotted balloon
I put in some drafting dots
and you get a purple polka dot bikini
I put in a splitting maul
and you get a sound recording of Spirit in the SkyAnd you get back a scratching hammer. (Ooops...I thought that was spitting )
I put in a spirit level...
and you get a sound recording of Spirit in the Sky
I put in a gas cap from a 62 honda 250cc motorcycle
and I keep them for my pens that don't write collectionand you get back a knitted hat.
I put in bunch of pens that don't write...
and I keep them for my pens that don't write collection
I put in a scented letter to someone
and you get a spice cake mix and a can of pumpkinand you get back a box of tissues that were sneezed into by the recipient of the letter.
I put in a gift certificate to "cake of the month club."
and you get a spice cake mix and a can of pumpkin
I put in a homemade tire changer
and you get back a homemade apple pie.
I put in some hot pink fingernail polish...
and you get me to help apply it
I put in a plumb bob
and you get back plumb pudding.
I put in some nice, fresh pine sap, scraped off the hood of my car...
and you get a sticky situation
I put in a pink loofa
and you get a sticky situation
I put in a pink loofa
and you get back some pomegranate soap suds and smooth skin.
I put in a rubber ducky...
and we all get in the tub and play hide the ducky
I put in some raspberry bubble flakes
And you get back a bottle of scalp conditioner.
I put in an electric toothbrush with dead batteries...