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Write Your Carpe Diem Poems:An Invitation

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TOKUQINN

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Old male members are invited to write their Carpe Diem poems.I start with mine.

At the eve of fifty
I still chase pussy
I can simple say
for every guy
life is a chance to fuck hot chicks
as much as possible
if you miss that chance
your life is a waste
so Carpe Diem young guys!
seize the day
fuck cunts as much as possible.

TOKUQINN
 
This may be a good idea, TQ, but shame on you, you appear to exclude under 50s and ladies.
Utterly ageist and sexist.

Have a good rest, Harry, cause the next day is always near to... carpe.
:D
 
Tristesse2 said:
Carpe or Diem? Or did you mean Invitation? :D



What can you possibly mean? :cool:
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You're bad you are! But the way he uses it is derogatory, like a woman is just there to be used for him to get his rocks off. It's about the only time I've had penis envy to show him what it's like to be used, but I suppose a good strap on would suffice!
 
UnderYourSpell said:
You're bad you are! But the way he uses it is derogatory, like a woman is just there to be used for him to get his rocks off. It's about the only time I've had penis envy to show him what it's like to be used, but I suppose a good strap on would suffice!
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Gather, a mysogynistic challenge.
 
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Karma

On the eve of fifty
he still chases pussy.
A simple guy who thinks
life is a chance to fuck hot chicks
as much as possible.
If that chance slips by him
it won’t be surprising.
So Carpe Diem young guys!
seize the day and learn
that to fuck chicks as much as possible
won’t work
bcause the cunts will end up
fucking you. ....and not in a good way!
 
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Magnetron said:
Gather, a mysogynistic challenge.
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Tristesse2 said:
Karma

On the eve of fifty
he still chases pussy.
A simple guy who thinks
life is a chance to fuck hot chicks
as much as possible.
If that chance slips by him
it won’t be surprising.
So Carpe Diem young guys!
seize the day and learn
that to fuck chicks as much as possible
won’t work
bcause the cunts will end up
fucking you. ....and not in a good way!
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He's all mouth and no trousers anyway :rolleyes:
 
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Now I am old,
I want only to stroke your cheek

as we whisper shared secrets
to each other.
 
Carpy Do 'Em

Cool catfish or guileless guppies
They come swimming by
Hoping for a nibble
Of my slick pink fish
Or on suicide runs
Struggling to get up
My 8 mile wide stream
Hoping to be swallowed whole
And reborn as men
Goddess that I am
I grant their prayers
For a small fee of course
These fishnets ain't free ya know
 
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Tzara said:
Now I am old,
I want only to stroke your cheek

as we whisper shared secrets
to each other.
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Trixareforkids said:
Carpy Do 'Em

Cool catfish or guileless guppies
They come swimming by
Hoping for a nibble
Of my slick pink fish
Or on suicide runs
Struggling to get up
My 8 mile wide stream
Hoping to be swallowed whole
And reborn as men
Goddess that I am
I grant answer their prayers
For a small fee of course
These fishnets ain't free ya know
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Both lovely in their own way. :rose:
 
Just a quick thought...

Carpe Diem:
From Sunrise to Sunset
Some time remains.
Wrest what pleasures
May be yet found.

Carpe Penes:
Yes, Maids young or not,
take them softly in hand,
Autumn rose-hips, fruit or
glans in folded sepals.

Carpe Cunnos:
Gently open the drapes,
Grey-Beards, let the last
Rays of Day penetrate
the welcoming sheath.

Carpe Diem:
Thanatos beckons with
crooked finger; let
Eros raise his erect
In final defiance.

(So saith this old man...)
 
Yeah
Motherfucker
Magnetron raps
Doesn't need carpe
Cuz he's got bass
Don't want your stinky tuna sandwich spread
Bitch
Get it the hell out of my face
Listen to my fly flows
Working my angle with a school of young minnows
I bed them in the shallows
Fighting over me
Coming to blows
Giving me hammerhead
Old enough to bleed
Too young to wed
That's right
That's what I said
Stuff that into your blow hole
Hoes
Oh nos
In trouble with the old lady
I gotsta goes
 
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Magnetron said:
Yeah
Motherfucker
Magnetron raps
Doesn't need carpe
Cuz he's got bass
Don't want your stinky tuna sandwich spread
Bitch
Get it the hell out of my face
Listen to my fly flows
Working my angle with a school of young minnows
I bed them in the shallows
Fighting over me
Coming to blows
Giving me hammerhead
Old enough to bleed
Too young to wed
That's right
That's what I said
Stuff that into your blow hole
Hoes
Oh nos
In trouble with the old lady
I gotsta goes
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................. :D
 
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