Exquisition
Literotica Guru
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Inside Jen's head, there's a vacuum waiting to get out.
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The fact that Jen's a fucking moron who can't manage to string together a coherent thought is very much the point.
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thanks! these ass hats are not willing to do any work. they just want "free" and knock everyone else for trying.
Sad, these people are just sad
wow, you really have issues. I guess calling you out on your bullshit has pissed you off. There still is time to turn your life around and be something! take charge and do something, or be like the others wasting day after day posting here in GB.
your choice...wish you the best but you seem to be a just another failed socialist hoping for a government dream
Thanks but I've learned its best not to feed the animals in the zoo. these people are bullies and complete assholes that border on being criminals yet they are so mentally damaged that they have no idea what they are doing.
we really should make them to wear helmets
funny, because they have shown what complete pieces of shit they really are. dark and evil sounds that are going to hell with no chance of salvation
You must have dropped out of high school before they taught proper capitalization. Perhaps you were incapable of learning, and failed the course.
So tell me Hitler Jr. wannabe, how goes your job at the library? Still afraid to venture out into the real world? Still loving Mom's cooking? Ever plan on getting your own place?
What are you talking about? You couldn't finish high school. You have never had a job in your life. On top of that you can't write worth beans.
Do you really think anyone is impressed with those retched stories you wrote? The English teachers I had in high school would have given them D's, and filled them with red circles around misspelled words and grammar errors.
If you were not so objectionable people could feel sorry for you. Instead you deserve and receive ridicule and contempt.
Jen's basic threads are... "everyone on the GB is unemployed and stupid".
And that comes from a cretin who could not finish high school, and who has never had a job in her life.
Anyone on an internet forum can claim any identity. Most of us remember the difference between Karen Kraft, the beautiful and pencil thin heiress, and the sordid reality behind the persona. At the vary least, Old Man Kraft could write complete sentences.
But jeninflorida/neverendingme is a joke in poor taste. She calls everyone who disagrees with her a failure, and yet she is too stupid to have succeeded at anything. That is obvious to anyone who reads anything she writes.
And that comes from a cretin who could not finish high school, and who has never had a job in her life.
Anyone on an internet forum can claim any identity. Most of us remember the difference between Karen Kraft, the beautiful and pencil thin heiress, and the sordid reality behind the persona. At the vary [sic] least, Old Man Kraft could write complete sentences.
But jeninflorida/neverendingme is a joke in poor taste. She calls everyone who disagrees with her a failure, and yet she is too stupid to have succeeded at anything. That is obvious to anyone who reads anything she writes.
"vary" should of course be "very."
"vary" should of course be "very."
My heart jumped when she asked me to show her my bumps.
- jeninflorida
RoryN,
I could not have forced myself to wade through such bad writing, but I am glad someone did. You suffered on our behalf in order to expose a truly pompous ass. Thank you.
That shit is painful to read.
"Jen" is another Ken.
Hey - it's what I do.
We know... at least you admit that you are a racist and a troll. It took you years to admit it.
Awesome!
oh hey, do you wear a little Hitler's uniform in the basement of that library you work at?
at least the Nazi's had morals and ethics, unlike the obama