numeniusa
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Hi Numi
Mr T! Hello to you. How the very devil are you?
Numi's boudoir
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Mr T! Hello to you. How the very devil are you?
numeniusa
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And here's a very rude picture. I didn't realise how rude it was when I took it.
https://i.imgur.com/aYkphy6.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/aYkphy6.jpg
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What a noticeable...bulge... clearly a profound appreciation of you no doubt.
And BTW...a very good bit of photography as well.
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What a noticeable...bulge... clearly a profound appreciation of you no doubt.
And BTW...a very good bit of photography as well.
Now that's very interesting. I'd never seen the 'bulge' before you mentioned it. It just screamed 'VULVA' to me
Can you tell what it is really, though?
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Now that's very interesting. I'd never seen the 'bulge' before you mentioned it. It just screamed 'VULVA' to me
Can you tell what it is really, though?
It's very deceptive as it could be a tree trunk, other plant or geological feature. All I can really determine is that you took an exceptionally good picture and have a keen eye.
*And now I can also the vulva.
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Now that's very interesting. I'd never seen the 'bulge' before you mentioned it. It just screamed 'VULVA' to me
Can you tell what it is really, though?
Tree bark? Maybe a beech?
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Hey lovely, thought of you last night - I went to see Midsummers nights dream with NTlive - definitely looks like a show to have seen live. In answer to your earlier question Gwendoline Christie is that blond but the plait is fake.
How fabulous was Puck? I bloody loved him, they did an interview with Nicholas Hytner in the interval and he said David Moorst had done no trapeze work until he started training for the show- the others were properly trained but he had to do a crash course... seriously impressed...
And I am very in love with this Bottom... I love the gender switch with Oberon falling in love with him - but it was interesting that Hytner said he found the concept of the woman being drugged too dark... I wonder what it says that we find that too dark but can play the gay line for laughs... but it was glorious all the same, it must have been amazing to be there, xx
ps - always time to trot out your I’ve seen Sir Ian’s cock story
How fabulous was Puck? I bloody loved him, they did an interview with Nicholas Hytner in the interval and he said David Moorst had done no trapeze work until he started training for the show- the others were properly trained but he had to do a crash course... seriously impressed...
And I am very in love with this Bottom... I love the gender switch with Oberon falling in love with him - but it was interesting that Hytner said he found the concept of the woman being drugged too dark... I wonder what it says that we find that too dark but can play the gay line for laughs... but it was glorious all the same, it must have been amazing to be there, xx
ps - always time to trot out your I’ve seen Sir Ian’s cock story
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numeniusa
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It's very deceptive as it could be a tree trunk, other plant or geological feature. All I can really determine is that you took an exceptionally good picture and have a keen eye.
*And now I can also the vulva.
I can't claim much credit, really. It was dark, I just pointed my phone. I was kind of surprised to see a vulva when I looked later, though. And even more surprised to see the bulge when you pointed it out!
It's in a limestone cave. The very slow forming of the features means you can get very vulval-looking 'curtains'. I never thought of them as vulval before, though
I'm quite into rude geographical features. I'm sure you recall my crack...
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Hey lovely, thought of you last night - I went to see Midsummers nights dream with NTlive - definitely looks like a show to have seen live. In answer to your earlier question Gwendoline Christie is that blond but the plait is fake.
How fabulous was Puck? I bloody loved him, they did an interview with Nicholas Hytner in the interval and he said David Moorst had done no trapeze work until he started training for the show- the others were properly trained but he had to do a crash course... seriously impressed...
And I am very in love with this Bottom... I love the gender switch with Oberon falling in love with him - but it was interesting that Hytner said he found the concept of the woman being drugged too dark... I wonder what it says that we find that too dark but can play the gay line for laughs... but it was glorious all the same, it must have been amazing to be there, xx
ps - always time to trot out your I’ve seen Sir Ian’s cock story
Oh! I'm so glad you saw that, wasn't it wonderful? I loved the gender-switching (and I've been so, so bored with it, everyone is doing it, mostly (IMHO) thoughtlessly just to be trendy), the everyone falling for everyone else, the circus stuff, Oliver Chris, Bottom, the bubble baths, Felicity Montague, just such a joyful night.
We were in the first set of seats, I'm too old to stand up for the length of a play! It was like watching a cast of hundreds. Here's a view of the fairies entertaining everyone during the interval:
https://i.imgur.com/xCjIQnm.jpg
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I can't claim much credit, really. It was dark, I just pointed my phone. I was kind of surprised to see a vulva when I looked later, though. And even more surprised to see the bulge when you pointed it out!
It's in a limestone cave. The very slow forming of the features means you can get very vulval-looking 'curtains'. I never thought of them as vulval before, though
I'm quite into rude geographical features. I'm sure you recall my crack...
It is not the crack I was thinking of.
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The night before I’d seen Youth without God at the Coronet Theatre - I’d managed to get an ultra cheap ticket through my seat filling club and went on a whim and to my surprise, despite it being quite close to fully booked - my seat filling ticket got me a front row seat which meant I had quite intense eye contact with the very gorgeous teacher (Alex Waldmann) several times...
I was seated next to two glorious old queens, who I spent the interval giving IT advice to...
Anyway - highly recommended, very sad, but with an edgy humour... and the Coronet, which I don’t think I’ve ever been to before, is absolutely gorgeous, x
It was in just such a boudoir that I lost my virginity. Arranged, most remarkably, by the mother of my young lady. The scene is perfect for initiating intimacy. And not only the initiation, naturally, but the enactment itself, and its multiple repetition, as was also the case for us at that time, and the next day, and the next.....Boudoir
n. A private sitting room, dressing room, or bedroom, especially one belonging to a woman.
adj. Of, relating to, or suggestive of sexual intimacy
Come and chat, play, read my ramblings on various filthy topics (the 'Numi Sutra'), or just look at the pictures...
Here's an advisory on the dress code:
http://i.imgur.com/hLVSC9R.jpg
This is my second boudoir. I wore the other one out
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It is not the crack I was thinking of.
I never pass up the opportunity to take a snap of a crack....
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I've never been to the Coronet, I'll have to look out an opportunity. Some of the older London theatres, you don't want to be closer than about row J or K, or you're just looking up everyone's skirts for three hours
A seat-filling club sounds great - I know they hold very, very good seats for celebs and thesps, so you've a good chance of getting those mid-week, I bet, if they're all elsewhere.I'm going to 'Upstart Crow' next year, looking forward to that, I loved the TV series.
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Interesting approach. I think the Romans were also known to 'initiate' their young people into the ways of the flesh with a professional when they came of age.
I don't think any virginities have been lost in mine, though!
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Arrived in the West Indies for a couple of weeks celebrating our silver wedding anniversary in the sun. Have pushed the boat out a bit on the accommodation, it's gorgeous. There's a very private terrace, utterly un-overlooked, with one of these:
https://i.imgur.com/PUyFub8.jpg
And one of these:
https://i.imgur.com/7NfpKJ8.jpg
My man thinks it would be criminal to pass up the chance for hammock-based cunnilingus, and ... other stuff. A bit terrifying. What if I fall off and break my neck?
If I'm never heard of again, I've had a great life, it's how I would have wanted to go...
https://i.imgur.com/PUyFub8.jpg
And one of these:
https://i.imgur.com/7NfpKJ8.jpg
My man thinks it would be criminal to pass up the chance for hammock-based cunnilingus, and ... other stuff. A bit terrifying. What if I fall off and break my neck?
If I'm never heard of again, I've had a great life, it's how I would have wanted to go...
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Arrived in the West Indies for a couple of weeks celebrating our silver wedding anniversary in the sun. Have pushed the boat out a bit on the accommodation, it's gorgeous. There's a very private terrace, utterly un-overlooked, with one of these:
https://i.imgur.com/PUyFub8.jpg
And one of these:
https://i.imgur.com/7NfpKJ8.jpg
My man thinks it would be criminal to pass up the chance for hammock-based cunnilingus, and ... other stuff. A bit terrifying. What if I fall off and break my neck?
If I'm never heard of again, I've had a great life, it's how I would have wanted to go...
A 69 in the hammock. If you do fall out, he can be your cushion. Then you will deep throat.
. It looks beautiful.
tnman03
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Arrived in the West Indies for a couple of weeks celebrating our silver wedding anniversary in the sun. Have pushed the boat out a bit on the accommodation, it's gorgeous. There's a very private terrace, utterly un-overlooked, with one of these:
https://i.imgur.com/PUyFub8.jpg
And one of these:
https://i.imgur.com/7NfpKJ8.jpg
My man thinks it would be criminal to pass up the chance for hammock-based cunnilingus, and ... other stuff. A bit terrifying. What if I fall off and break my neck?
If I'm never heard of again, I've had a great life, it's how I would have wanted to go...
What a beautiful place to be spending your anniversary
As to the hammock friskiness... slow, languid movements are the key. kind of like a waterbed without any baffles in it...
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Arrived in the West Indies for a couple of weeks celebrating our silver wedding anniversary in the sun. Have pushed the boat out a bit on the accommodation, it's gorgeous. There's a very private terrace, utterly un-overlooked, with one of these:
https://i.imgur.com/PUyFub8.jpg
And one of these:
https://i.imgur.com/7NfpKJ8.jpg
My man thinks it would be criminal to pass up the chance for hammock-based cunnilingus, and ... other stuff. A bit terrifying. What if I fall off and break my neck?
If I'm never heard of again, I've had a great life, it's how I would have wanted to go...
How gorgeous - happy anniversary
No hammock based injuries to declare to the insurance company yet?
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A 69 in the hammock. If you do fall out, he can be your cushion. Then you will deep throat.
Very creative. If a little scary....
numeniusa
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What a beautiful place to be spending your anniversary
As to the hammock friskiness... slow, languid movements are the key. kind of like a waterbed without any baffles in it...
Aha! Good advice. Although now I'm thinking I need to add 'waterbed' to my sexual bucket list. Um - how do I know if it has baffles? Do I want baffles? What actually are baffles?
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How gorgeous - happy anniversary
No hammock based injuries to declare to the insurance company yet?
Thank you!
I do have a sex injury, a bruise on one thigh from being bent over the rather high bed. I could feel it at the time, but everything else I was *cough* feeling was overriding the wish to do anything about it....
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Hammock sex achieved with no accidents, phew!
It was fun, but I don't think I'll feel the need to do it again. Once you're in position (and a few were attempted), it's pretty stable, but changing position, or thrusting or whatever can set up a bit of a swing! I notice in all the photos there's a lot of clinging on to the edges! You can interpret that as passion or health and safety...
https://i.imgur.com/xo1e5yH.jpg
Slightly foggy lens there, unfortunately.
(Actually, in the interests of full disclosure, all the pics were posed while there was still light. A try-out, if you like. But after a glass of wine, we got down to it for real. I didn't even mind when the mozzie bit me...)
It was fun, but I don't think I'll feel the need to do it again. Once you're in position (and a few were attempted), it's pretty stable, but changing position, or thrusting or whatever can set up a bit of a swing! I notice in all the photos there's a lot of clinging on to the edges! You can interpret that as passion or health and safety...
https://i.imgur.com/xo1e5yH.jpg
Slightly foggy lens there, unfortunately.
(Actually, in the interests of full disclosure, all the pics were posed while there was still light. A try-out, if you like. But after a glass of wine, we got down to it for real. I didn't even mind when the mozzie bit me...)
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Wonders who’s holding the camera- a hot pool boy. (“boy” sounds so off, but who says pool man?!)
Very sexy pic, but your leg is just a little bit in the way...
Very sexy pic, but your leg is just a little bit in the way...
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Aha! Good advice. Although now I'm thinking I need to add 'waterbed' to my sexual bucket list. Um - how do I know if it has baffles? Do I want baffles? What actually are baffles?
Some early waterbeds were little more than a giant waterbag with all of its cushioning provided by the water it contained. i.e. a giant water bladder.
Then they began making them with on open-cell type of structural foam (baffling) in them and a padded internal top cover. This one's better for sleeping on or for sex play. They do require a four-sided walled bedframe to support them though.
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