Sex toy reviews 🥒

[Lord Pmann]

I'm conflicted. Your first sentence? Excellent. Your last? Mehhhhhh

It’s too intense to do it twice in a row. And by that I mean within a couple hours of each other. It’s just so sensitive.

Depending on the latter part of my previous question my refractory period can be super short and then it enhances orgasm #2

For me, orgasm #2 is rarely as good. So you might not have the same issue.

After Unquiet’s review, I did give it a listen and it is loud AF. But I’m used to using it with porn, so that’s a non-issue.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I saw your post, and it troubled me.

I love this line. You were “troubled”.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It’s too intense to do it twice in a row. And by that I mean within a couple hours of each other. It’s just so sensitive.

I love a challenge

For me, orgasm #2 is rarely as good. So you might not have the same issue.

Don't they call it #2 because it's twice as good?

After Unquiet’s review, I did give it a listen and it is loud AF. But I’m used to using it with porn, so that’s a non-issue.

What porn exactly? Like, please link it here, posthaste. My dick thanks you in advance

 

[mattblueeyes720]

So I don’t really have the patience or time to read throught the entire thread but wanted to ask a question. Does anyone have experience with prostate massagers? Good? Bad? Indifferent? Again I apologize if this has been talked about already.

 

[Lord Pmann]

What porn exactly? Like, please link it here, posthaste. My dick thanks you in advance

You do NOT want to see the stuff I watch.

I’m kidding. I’m pretty vanilla.

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You do NOT want to see the stuff I watch.

I’m kidding. I’m pretty vanilla.

Soooooo midgets circling the wagons or what?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Soooooo midgets circling the wagons or what?

No! Just normal porn. Here is an example:

https://bravotube.tv/vid/8-4588395/chloe-lamb-sex-after-wedding/

And I’m sorry to @morelikeasong for derailing your lovely thread. I’m going to post a sex toy review tomorrow to make up for it.

 

[ZfrkS62]

So I don’t really have the patience or time to read throught the entire thread but wanted to ask a question. Does anyone have experience with prostate massagers? Good? Bad? Indifferent? Again I apologize if this has been talked about already.

The search function has a filter you can mark to search within the thread. I know I've shared my thoughts on mine in here.

 

[morelikeasong]

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7374886012494957866

 

[lavendersilk]

No! Just normal porn. Here is an example:

https://bravotube.tv/vid/8-4588395/chloe-lamb-sex-after-wedding/

And I’m sorry to @morelikeasong for derailing your lovely thread. I’m going to post a sex toy review tomorrow to make up for it.

This was posted May 8th. It is the 31st and you still haven't posted anything... Just reminding you.

 

[morelikeasong]

This was posted May 8th. It is the 31st and you still haven't posted anything... Just reminding you.

Yeah, @Lord Pmann , give us more cock robot reviews!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hold tight... I'm gonna go test one and review it shortly.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Alright... research complete. My splatter plot proved conclusive. This sex toy is great.

Here it is.

Male Sex Toys for Men - Male Masturbator Penis Training Vibrator with APP Control, Vibrating Sex Toy Strokers Glans Trainer Stimulator, Mens Sex Machine Masturbators Adult Sex Toys & Games https://a.co/d/67bBDEc

This is my favourite sex toy ever. It doesn't provide the most intense orgasm, like my R2D2 robot looking one. But it's so simple. It's hands free.

Now, a little about my wanking regime... I find whatever porn I'm in the mood for at the time. I search it. Find the right video. Then set the iPad up and enjoy the show whilst I wank or use a sex toy.

Now, I rarely stay on one video. This particular toy is hands free. I can leave it running while I search and fastforward or rewind or whatever. It's amazing. Truly.

Now for the functionality. It's easy to use. You wrap it around your dick, press the button and it vibrates. You need to move it up and down to find the sweet spot. But it's pretty easy.

There are numerous intensities and rhythms. I usually stick with the steady ones, but a couple of the pulses are good. I rarely like that. There's an app, but I have never needed it. I believe you can make your own pulses and share with others.

If I had one request it would be to make it more intense. But that's minor and I realize there are constraints with a toy of this size. Also, my dick probably doesn't need to get used to vibration too much. The female vagina doesn't normally vibrate too much, unless it's a Meth Mouth Molly and she's tweaking.

I give this 5 dicks up.

 

[lavendersilk]

Hold tight... I'm gonna go test one and review it shortly.

Do you usually masturbate for 2 hours?

Now, a little about my wanking regime... I find whatever porn I'm in the mood for at the time. I search it. Find the right video. Then set the iPad up and enjoy the show whilst I wank or use a sex toy.

Is there mud cricket porn?

I give this 5 dicks up.

I can't remember... is five dicks the highest score?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Do you usually masturbate for 2 hours?

Usually? No. Have I? Yes.

Is there mud cricket porn?

There is. I literally looked it up the day after I learned of that term.

I can't remember... is five dicks the highest score?

Yes. 5/5 dicks.

 

[Photog1rl]

Alright... research complete. My splatter plot proved conclusive. This sex toy is great.

Here it is.

Male Sex Toys for Men - Male Masturbator Penis Training Vibrator with APP Control, Vibrating Sex Toy Strokers Glans Trainer Stimulator, Mens Sex Machine Masturbators Adult Sex Toys & Games https://a.co/d/67bBDEc

This is my favourite sex toy ever. It doesn't provide the most intense orgasm, like my R2D2 robot looking one. But it's so simple. It's hands free.

Now, a little about my wanking regime... I find whatever porn I'm in the mood for at the time. I search it. Find the right video. Then set the iPad up and enjoy the show whilst I wank or use a sex toy.

Now, I rarely stay on one video. This particular toy is hands free. I can leave it running while I search and fastforward or rewind or whatever. It's amazing. Truly.

Now for the functionality. It's easy to use. You wrap it around your dick, press the button and it vibrates. You need to move it up and down to find the sweet spot. But it's pretty easy.

There are numerous intensities and rhythms. I usually stick with the steady ones, but a couple of the pulses are good. I rarely like that. There's an app, but I have never needed it. I believe you can make your own pulses and share with others.

If I had one request it would be to make it more intense. But that's minor and I realize there are constraints with a toy of this size. Also, my dick probably doesn't need to get used to vibration too much. The female vagina doesn't normally vibrate too much, unless it's a Meth Mouth Molly and she's tweaking.

I give this 5 dicks up.

I may have just ordered this for my husband...5/5 eggplants is hard to resist.